Food For Thought

A Collection of Heretical Notions and Wretched Adages
compiled by Jack Tourette

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Contents:


VANITY

[see also: HUMILITY]

I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and behold, all is vanity and vexation of the spirit.

Bible, Ecclesiastes 1:14


There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Notebook, Chapter 31, 1898 entry
Edited by Albert Bigelow Paine, 1935


To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. A conceited man is satisfied with the effect he produces on himself.

Sir Max Beerbohm (1872-1956)
"Quia Imperfectum"
And Even Now, 1920


VEGETARIANISM

[see also: FOOD]

Behold I have given you every herb bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Bible, Genesis 1:29


Their soul abhorred all manner of meat: and they were even hard at death's door.

Book of Common Prayer
Psalm 107, verse 18, 1662


You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
"Fate", The Conduct of Life, 1860


I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals, as surely as the savage tribes have left off eating each other when they came in contact with the more civilized.

Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Higher Laws"
Walden, 1854


VICE

Vice is a monster of so frightful mien,
As to be hated needs but to be seen;
Yet seen too oft, familiar with her face,
We first endure, then pity, then embrace.

Alexander Pope (1688-1744)
An Essay on Man, 1733-1734
Epistle II, line 217


Vice, in its true light, is so deformed, that it shocks us at first sight; and would hardly ever seduce us, if it did not at first wear the mask of some virtue.

Lord Chesterfield (1694-1773)
Letter, 22 February 1748
Reprinted in The Letters of the Earl of Chesterfield to His Son
Volume 1, Number 142
Edited by Charles Strachey, 1901


Vices are sometimes only virtues carried to excess!

Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
Dombey and Son, 1848
Chapter 58 "After a Lapse"


Alas, human vices, however horrible one might imagine them to be, contain the proof (were it only in their infinite expansion) of man's longing for the infinite; but it is a longing that often takes the wrong route.... It is my belief that the reason behind all culpable excesses lies in this depravation of the sense of the infinite.

Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867)
"The Poem of Hashish"
Les Paradis Artificiels, 1860
Chapter 1


There are men so incorrigibly lazy that no inducement that you can offer will tempt them to work; so eaten up by vice that virtue is abhorrent to them, and so inveterably dishonest that theft is to them a master passion. When a human being has reached that stage, there is only one course that can be rationally pursued. Sorrowfully, but remorselessly, it must be recognised that he has become lunatic, morally demented, incapable of self-government, and that upon him, therefore, must be passed the sentence of permanent seclusion from a world in which he is not fit to be at large.

William Booth (1829-1912)
In Darkest England, and the Way Out, 1860
Part 2, Chapter 5, Section 10


People divide off vice and virtue as though they were two things, neither of which had with it anything of the other. This is not so. There is no useful virtue which has not some alloy of vice, and hardly any vice, if any, which carries not with it a little dash of virtue; virtue and vice are like life and death, or mind and matter -- things which cannot exist without being qualified by their opposite.

Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
The Way of All Flesh, 1903
Chapter XIX


It is the function of vice to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.

Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
Samuel Butler's Notebooks, 1951


No exile at the South Pole or on the summit of Mont Blanc separates us more effectively from others than the practice of a hidden vice.

Marcel Proust (1871-1922)
"The Captive"
Remembrance of Things Passed, 1921
Volume 10, Part 2, Chapter 2


I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)


Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners -- your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards -- who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute.

Thornton Wilder (1897-1975)
The Matchmaker, 1954
Act 3


VIOLENCE

Beware the fury of a patient man.

John Dryden (1631-1700)
Absalom and Achitophel
Part I, 1680, line 1005


Man's destructive hand spares nothing that lives; he kills to feed himself, he kills to clothe himself, he kills to adorn himself, he kills to attack, he kills to defend himself, he kills to instruct himself, he kills to amuse himself, he kills for the sake of killing.

Joseph de Maistre (1753-1821)
Considerations sur la France, 1814


Some people draw a comforting distinction between "force" and "violence." ...I refuse to cloud the issue by such word-play.... The power which establishes a state is violence; the power which maintains it is violence; the power which eventually overthrows it is violence.... Call an elephant a rabbit only if it gives you comfort to feel that you are about to be trampled to death by a rabbit.

Kenneth Kaunda (b.1924)
Kaunda on Violence, 1980
Part 1


If violence is wrong in America, violence is wrong abroad. If it is wrong to be violent defending black women and black children and black babies and black men, then it is wrong for America to draft us, and make us violent abroad in defense of her. And if it is right for America to draft us, and teach us how to be violent in defense of her, then it is right for you and me to do whatever is necessary to defend our own people right here in this country.

Malcolm X (1925-1965)
Speech, Detroit
10 November 1963
Malcolm X Speaks: Selected Speeches and Statements, 1965
Edited by George Breitman


The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

William Clayton


If human beings are to survive in a nuclear age, committing acts of violence may eventually have to become as embarrassing as urinating or defecating in public are today.

Myriam Miedzian
Boys Will Be Boys, 1991
Chapter 3


To use violence is to already be defeated.

Chinese Proverb


VIRGINITY

[see also: SEX]

C'est une des superstitions de l'esprit humain d'avoir imagine que la virginite pouvait etre une vertu.
(It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.)

Voltaire (1694-1778)
The Leningrad Notebooks, c.1735-c.1750
In Notebooks (second edition, 1968)
Volume 2, p.455
Edited by Theodore Besterman


VIRTUE

He who possesses virtue in abundance
May be compared to an infant.

Lao-tzu (c.604-c.531 BC)
The Way of Lao-tzu, 55


To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of folly is the beginning of wisdom.

Horace (65-8 BC)
Epistles
Book I, epistle i, line 41


The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues, and those who proceed very slowly may, provided they always follow the straight road, really advance much faster than those who, though they run, forsake it.

Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
Discourse on the Method of Rightly Conducting the Reason
and Seeking for Truth in the Sciences
, Part I, 1637
Translated by Elizabeth S. Haldane and G.R.T. Ross in
The Philsophical Works of Descartes, 1911


Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.

Adam Smith (1723-1790)


Why, you simple creatures, the weakest of all weak things is a virtue which has not been tested in the fire.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)
The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg and Other Stories and Essays, 1904
Chapter 3 "The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg"


Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it.

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Maxims for Revolutionists: Virtues and Vices"
Man and Superman, 1903


Man seems capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper.

G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
Autobiography, 1936
Chapter 11


VOTING

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

W.C. Fields (1880-1946)
Halliwell's Filmgoer's Companion, 1984
by Leslie Halliwell


We, the people, are not free. Our democracy is but a name. We vote? What does that mean? It means that we choose between two bodies of real, though not avowed autocrats. We choose between Tweedledum and Tweedledee. We elect expensive masters to do our work for us, and then blame them because they work for themselves and for their class. The enfranchisement of women is a part of the vast movement to enfranchise all mankind. You ask for votes for women. What good can votes do you when ten elevenths of the land of Great Britain belongs to two hundred thousand, and only one eleventh to the rest of the forty millions? Have your men with their millions of votes freed themselves from this injustice?

Helen Adams Keller (1880-1968)
Letter to an English Woman-Suffragist
Manchester Advertiser
03 March 1911


Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

George Jean Nathan (1882-1958)
The American Treasury, 1455-1955, 1955
Edited by Clifton Fadiman
Unverified in Nathan's works - See caveat


The right to vote is a consequence, not a primary cause, of a free social system -- and its value depends on the constitutional structure implementing and strictly delimiting the voters' power; unlimited majority rule is an instance of the principle of tyranny. Outside the context of a free society, who would want to die for the right to vote? Yet that is what the American soldiers were asked to die for -- not even for their own vote, but to secure that privilege for the South Vietnamese, who had no other rights and no knowledge of rights or freedom.

Ayn Rand (1905-1982)
The Voice of Reason: Essays in Objectivist Thought
The Ayn Rand Library, Volume V, 1989
Part 2 "Culture"
Chapter 14 "The Lessons of Vietnam"


When people put their ballots in the boxes, they are, by that act, inoculated against the feeling that the government is not theirs. They then accept, in some measure, that its errors are their errors, its aberrations their aberrations, that any revolt will be against them. It's a remarkably shrewd and rather conservative arrangement when one thinks of it.

John Kenneth Galbraith (1908-2006)
The Age of Uncertainty, 1977
Chapter 12


Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Robert Byrne (b.1930)
The Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1986
Number 448


Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Jerry Garcia (1942-1995)
Rolling Stone, New York
30 November 1989


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