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ADVERSITY
I had never complained of the vicissitudes of fortune, nor murmured at the
ordinances of heaven, excepting on one occasion, that my feet were bare, and
I had not wherewithal to shoe them. In this desponding state I entered the
metropolitan mosque at Cufah, and there I beheld a man that had no feet.
Sadi (1184-1291)
Gulistan, or Rose Garden of Beauties, 1258
Chapter III "On the Preciousness of Contentment"
Section XIX
Translated by James Ross
AFTERLIFE
Like the caterpillar, man crawls for a while on the earth; he is then received
by it, in the wooden chrysalis, the coffin, where he rests throughout the
winter; in the spring he breaks through the shell and rises out of the cold
earth, with new and unsullied beauty.
Jean Paul Richter (1763-1825)
Greenland Lawsuits, 1783-1784
Volume II
ALCOHOL
Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the
third is routine. After that you take the girl’s clothes off.
Raymond Chandler (1888-1959)
The Long Goodbye, 1953
ANIMALS
Elephants are considered an endangered species and as such should not be used by
U.S. military personnel. There are about 600,000 African elephants and between
30,000 and 50,000 Asian elephants. Approximately 20 percent are in captivity,
so it is difficult to estimate their numbers exactly. The Convention of
International Trade in Endangered Species regards both species as threatened.
Elephants are not the easygoing, kind, loving creatures that people believe
them to be. They are, of course, not evil either. They simply follow their
biological pattern, shaped by evolution.
Anonymous
Special Forces Use of Pack Animals
U.S. Army Field Manual Number 3-05.213
Chapter 10, Section 41 "Elephants"
BOOKS
There are a hundred faults in this Thing, and a hundred things might be said
to prove them beauties: but it is needless. A book may be amusing with
numerous errors, or it may be very dull without a single absurdity.
Oliver Goldsmith (1730-1774)
The Vicar of Wakefield, 1792
"Advertisement"
It is remarked by anatomists that the nutritive quality is not the only
requisite in food, -- that a certain degree of distension of the stomach
is required to enable it to act with its full powers, -- and that it is for
this reason hay or straw must be given to horses as well as corn, in order
to supply the necessary bulk. Something analogous to this takes place with
respect to the generality of minds, -- which are incapable of thoroughly
digesting and assimilating what is presented to them in a very small compass.
Many a one is capable of deriving that instruction from a moderate-sized
volume, which he could not receive from a very small pamphlet, even more
perspicuously written, and containing every thing that is to the purpose.
It is necessary that the attention should be detained for a certain time on
the subject; and persons of unphilosophical mind, though they can attend to
what they read or hear, are unapt to dwell upon it in the way of subsequent
meditation.
Richard Whately (1787-1863)
Elements of Rhetoric, 1869
Part III, "Of Style"
Chapter I "Of Perspicuity",
Section 2
CIVILIZATION
The first position (I'm not O.K., you're O.K.) [Tom] Harris maintains, in the
face of much criticism, in the universal position occupied by the child, who
is small, dirty, and clumsy in a world controlled by tall, clean, and deft
adults. (Or so it seems to the child.) Here lies a critical theoretical
difference between Harris and Eric Berne; for as Harris described it to me,
Berne believed that we are born princes and the civilizing process turns us
into frogs, while he himself believes that we are all born frogs.
Kenneth Church Lamott (1923-1979)
"The four possible life positions:;
1. I'm not O.K. -- you're O.K.
2. I'm not O.K. -- you're not O.K.
3. I'm O.K. -- you're not O.K.
4. I'm O.K. -- you're O.K."
New York Times magazine
19 November 1972
CLOWNS
Clowns are best in their own Company; but Gentlemen are best every where.
unknown
Gnomologia: Adagies and Proverbs, 1732
Number 1117
Collected by Thomas Fuller (1608-1661)
CONFORMITY
On March 28, 1957, Christopher Morley died at age 66 in Roslyn Heights,
New York. After his death, the New York Times and the New York Herald
Tribune published a message he had written for his fans and friends:
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day,
something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else
would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be
part of unanimity.
Christopher Morley (1890-1957)
The Man Who Made Friends with Himself, 1949
CONSUMERISM
Predictably, as we bailed on our farms, most of us bailed on food production
all together. The magic act that is consumerism depends upon a certain sleight
of hand to convince us that it is always better to outsource to others those
things that we once did for ourselves. Now, we find ourselves subject to the
magician's greatest trick -- in the curious position of having to buy, from
total strangers who live many thousands of kilometers away, one of the few key
things that we actually require to survive. It makes about as much sense as
paying to have somebody blow air into your lungs through an extremely long
tube. Only, the air has kind of a stale, farty taste after travelling so far,
and the mechanical pump that is doing all of the work is a real bitch of a
gas-guzzler.
Clayton Dach
"Grandma vs. Carbon"
Adbusters, Number 73 (U.S. Edition)
CRITICISM
You need good strong ears to hear yourself frankly judged; and since there
are few who can undergo it without being hurt, those who risk undertaking it
do us a singular act of love, for it is to love soundly to wound and vex a man
in the interests of his improvement. I find it harsh to have to judge anyone
in whom the bad qualities exceed the good.
Montaigne (1533-1592)
The Complete Essays, 1991
Book II, Chapter 8 "On the affection of fathers for their children"
"For Madame d'Estissac"
Translated by Michael Andrew Screech (b.1926)
CYNICISM
Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be
wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades
as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn
anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the
world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.
Stephen Colbert (b.1964)
2006 Commencement Address
Knox College, Galesburg Illinois
03 June 2006
DEATH
...I know now, and knew then, that no dog is fond of dying, but I have never
had a dog that showed a human, jittery fear of death, either. Death, to a
dog, is the final unavoidable compulsion, the last ineluctable scent on a
fearsome trail, but they like to face it alone, going out into the woods,
among the leaves, if there are any leaves when their time comes, enduring
without sentimental human distraction the Last Loneliness, which they are
wise enough to know cannot be shared by anyone.
James Thurber (1894-1961)
"And So to Medve"
Thurber's Dogs, 1955
Death is not the enemy; living in constant fear of it is. Death is not the
greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what can die inside us while we
live.
Norman Cousins (1912-1990)
I have to look at the landscape of the blue-green world again. Just think:
in all the clean beautiful reaches of the solar system, our planet alone is a
blot; our planet alone has death. I have to acknowledge that the sea is a cup
of death and the land is a stained altar stone. We the living are survivors
huddled on flotsam, living on jetsam. We are escapees. We wake in terror,
eat in hunger, sleep with a mouthful of blood.
Annie Dillard (b.1945)
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974
Chapter 10 "Fecundity"
I think that the dying pray at the last not "please", but "thank you", as
a guest thanks his host at the door. Falling from airplanes the people are
crying thank you, thank you, all down the air; and the cold carriages draw
up for them on the rocks. Divinity is not playful. The universe was not
made in jest but in solemn incomprehensible earnest. By a power that is
unfathomably secret, and holy, and fleet. There is nothing to be done about
it, but ignore it, or see. And then you walk fearlessly, eating what you must,
growing wherever you can, like the monk on the road who knows precisely how
vulnerable he is, who takes no comfort among death-forgetting men, and who
carries his vision of vastness and might around in his tunic like a live coal
which neither burns nor warms him, but with which he will not part.
Annie Dillard (b.1945)
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974
Chapter 15 "The Waters of Separation"
When Koko was seven, one of her teachers asked, "When do gorillas die?" and
she signed, "TROUBLE, OLD." The teacher also asked, "Where do gorillas go
when they die?" and Koko replied, "COMFORTABLE HOLE BYE." When asked "How
do gorillas feel when they die -- happy, sad, afraid?" she signed, "SLEEP."
Koko's reference to holes in the context of death has been consistent and is
puzzling since no one has ever talked to her about burial, nor demonstrated
the activity. [T]here may be an instinctive basis for this....
Francine Patterson (b.1947)
and Wendy Gordon
"The Case for the Personhood of Gorillas"
In The Great Ape Project: Equality Beyond Humanity, 1993
Edited by Paola Cavalieri and Peter Singer
DOGS
Charley is a tall dog. As he sat in the seat beside me, his head was almost
as high as mine. He put his nose close to my ear and said, "Ftt." He is the
only dog I ever knew who could pronounce the consonant F. This is because his
front teeth are crooked, a tragedy which keeps him out of dog shows; because
his upper front teeth slightly engage his lower lip Charley can pronounce F.
The word "Ftt" usually means he would like to salute a bush or a tree. I
opened the cab door and let him out, and he went about his ceremony. He
doesn't have to think about it to do it well. It is my experience that
in some areas Charley is more intelligent than I am, but in others he is
abysmally ignorant. He can't read, can't drive a car, and has no grasp of
mathematics. But in his own field of endeavor, which he was now practicing,
the slow, imperial smelling over and anointing of an area, he has no peer.
Of course his horizons are limited, but how wide are mine?
John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
Travels With Charley: In Search of America, 1962
Part Two
DRUGS
If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half
of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's
reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a
state.
Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"The Kingdom of God is Within You; Or, Christianity Not as
a Mystical Teaching but as a New Concept of Life", 1893
Part V
Translated by Leo Wiener
DRUG WAR
...a spiritual and a moral response [to the drug problem] is required. Those
who believe that because of modernity the categories of right and wrong, of
good and evil, no longer apply need to take a close, hard look at the drug
problem. If one doesn’t believe in the struggle of the psychomachia -- what
I was taught to recognize as the struggle between good and evil for possession
of the human soul -- then one might never get to the heart of this drug problem.
William John Bennett (b.1943)
"Drugs and the Face of Evil"
First Things, December 1990
ECOLOGY
There are two kinds of satisfactory landscape. One is Nature undisturbed
by human intervention. We shall have less and less of this as the world
population increases. We must make a strenuous effort to preserve what we
can of primeval Nature, lest we lose the opportunity to re-establish contact
now and then with our biological origins. A sense of continuity with the
past and with the rest of creation is a form of religious experience essential
to sanity.
The other kind of satisfactory landscape is one created by human toil, in
which, through progressive adjustments based on feeling and thought, as well
as on trial and error, man has achieved a kind of harmony between himself
and natural forces. What we long for is rarely Nature in the raw; more often
it is a landscape suited to human limitations and shaped by the efforts and
aspirations that have created civilized life. The charm of New England or
of the Pennsylvania Dutch countryside is not a product of chance, nor did
it result from man's "conquest" of nature. Rather it is the expression of
a subtle process through which the natural environment was humanized in
accordance with its own individual genius. This constitutes the wooing or
the taming of nature as defined by Tagore and Saint Exupery.
Rene Dubos (1901-1982)
So Human an Animal, 1968
Chapter 6 "The Science of Humanity"
FOOLS
Fools when they do hear are like the deaf: of them does the saying bear
witness that they are absent when present.
Heraclitus (c.540-c.480 BC)
Fragments
Translated by John Burnet, 1908
GENIUS
Nothing is secure but life, transition, the energizing spirit.... People wish
to be settled; only as far as they are unsettled is there any hope for them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
"Circles"
Essays: First Series, 1841
Passion, though a bad regulator, is a powerful spring. Any absorbing passion
has the effect to deliver from the little coils and cares of every day:
'tis the heat which sets our human atoms spinning, overcomes the friction
of crossing thresholds, and first addresses in society, and gives us a good
start and speed, easy to continue, when once it is begun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
The Conduct of Life, 1860
Chapter VII "Considerations by the Way"
HABIT
It was the peculiar artifice of Habit not to suffer her power to be felt at
first. Those whom she led, she had the address of appearing only to attend,
but was continually doubling her chains upon her companions; which were so
slender in themselves, and so silently fastened, that while the attention
was engaged by other objects, they were not easily perceived. Each link
grew tighter as it had been longer worn; and when by continual additions
they became so heavy as to be felt, they were very frequently too strong
to be broken.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
"The Vision of Theodore, the Hermit of Teneriffe,
found in his cell", 1748
IDENTITY
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit
by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on
the way.
Vincent van Gogh (1853-1890)
Letter to his brother Theo
The Complete van Gogh, 1977
By Jan Hulsker
INDIVIDUALITY
"We" consists of "I".
There's the word "I." No wonder,
In me, it is hostile to non-being.
It's deep within me. At one blow it was hammered
Into me, right up to its head, like a nail.
Yevgeniy Vinokurov (b.1925)
"'I'"
Translated by George Reavey (1907-1976)
The New Russian Poets: 1953-1966, 1966
LANGUAGE
Effective writing is a human necessity in anything resembling a democratic
culture, and this becomes increasingly true as the culture becomes increasingly
complex. If the effective use of language cannot be taught, or if it is not to
be taught to a far greater extent than it has been, we may well have occasion to
despair of the grand experiment dreamed by Voltaire, championed by Washington
and Franklin, and cherished by the American people through many generations.
And if we must despair of that, then truly, even if you do learn to speak
correct English, it may well not seem to matter very much "who you talk it
to." For when the people cannot adequately speak or write their language,
there arise strong men to speak and write it for them -- and "at" them.
Wendell Johnson (1906-1965)
"You Can't Write Writing"
ETC: A Review of General Semantics
Volume 1, Number 1, August 1943
LONELINESS
Our language has wisely sensed those two sides of man's being alone. It has
created the word "loneliness" to express the pain of being alone. And it
has created the word "solitude" to express the glory of being alone.
Paul Johannes Tillich (1886-1965)
"Loneliness and Solitude", 1957
The Eternal Now: Sermons, 1963
MEMORY
When a man rides a long time through wild regions he feels the desire for a
city. Finally he comes to Isidora, a city where the buildings have spiral
staircases encrusted with spiral seashells, where perfect telescopes and
violins are made, where the foreigner hesitating between two women always
encounters a third, where cockfights degenerate into bloody brawls among
the bettors. He was thinking of all of these things when he desired a city.
Isidora, therefore, is the city of his dreams: with one difference. The
dreamed-of city contained him as a young man; he arrives at Isidora in his
old age. In the square there is the wall where the old men sit and watch the
young go by; he is seated in a row with them. Desires are already memories.
Italo Calvino (1923-1985)
Invisible Cities, 1972
Part 1, "Cities & Memory: 2"
MONEY
If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have
given them to such a scoundrel.
Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
Letter to Miss Vanhomrigh, 12-13 August 1720
NATURE
Nature is, above all, profligate. Don't believe them when they tell you
how economical and thrifty nature is, whose leaves return to the soil.
Wouldn't it be cheaper to leave them on the tree in the first place? This
deciduous business alone is a radical scheme, the brainchild of a deranged
manic-depressive with limitless capital. Extravagance! Nature will try
anything once. This is what the sign of the insects says. No form is too
gruesome, no behavior too grotesque. If you're dealing with organic
compounds, then let them combine. If it works, if it quickens, set it
clacking in the grass; there's always room for one more; you ain't so
handsome yourself. This is a spendthrift economy; though nothing is
lost, all is spent.
Annie Dillard (b.1945)
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974
Chapter 4 "The Fixed"
I don't know what it is about fecundity that so appalls. I suppose it is the
teeming evidence that birth and growth, which we value, are ubiquitous and
blind, that life itself is so astonishingly cheap, that nature is as careless
as it is bountiful, and that with extravagance goes a crushing waste that will
one day include our own cheap lives, Henle's loops and all. Every glistening
egg is a momento mori.
Annie Dillard (b.1945)
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974
Chapter 10 "Fecundity"
OBSCENITY
The vocabulary of an omniscient man would embrace words and images excluded
from polite conversation. What would be base, or even obscene, to the obscene,
becomes illustrious, spoken in a new connexion of thought.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
"The Poet"
Essays: Second Series, 1844
POINT/COUNTERPOINT
I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor
the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to
men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance
happeneth to them all.
Bible, Ecclesiastes 9:11
Objective considerations of contemporary phenomena compel the conclusion
that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to
be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of
the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account.
George Orwell (1903-1950)
"Politics and the English Language", 1946
Shooting an Elephant and Other Essays, 1950
POLITICIANS
With the highest [kind of rulers], those below simply know they exist.
With those one step down—they love and praise them.
With those one further step down—they fear them.
And with those at the bottom—they ridicule and insult them.
When trust is insufficient, there will be no trust [in them].
Hesitant, undecided! Like this is his respect for speaking.
Lao-tzu (c.604-c.531 BC)
Tao Te Ching, Number 17
Translated by Robert G. Henricks, 1989
POWER
Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the
weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know
what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the
glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it,
except on the side of mercy.
Robert Green Ingersoll (1833-1899)
"Abraham Lincoln", 1894
Works of Robert G. Ingersoll Lectures, 1929
Volume III "Lectures"
PREJUDICE
I used to think that a Southerner had to be always conscious of niggers. I
thought that Northerners would expect him to. When I first came East I kept
thinking You've got to remember to think of them as colored people not niggers,
and if it hadn't happened that I wasn't thrown with many of them, I'd have
wasted a lot of time and trouble before I learned that the best way to take
all people, black or white, is to take them for what they think they are, then
leave them alone. That was when I realised that a Nigger is not a person so
much as a form of behavior; a sort of obverse reflection of the white people
he lives among.
William Faulkner (1897-1962)
The Sound and the Fury
"June Second, 1910"
REALITY
A rather serious consequence of dropping causality in the external world
is that it leaves us with no clear distinction between the Natural and the
Supernatural.
Arthur Stanley Eddington (1882-1944)
"Natural and Supernatural"
Gifford Lectures, University of Edinburgh January-March 1927
The Nature of the Physical World, 1929
Chapter XIV "Causation"
Recognizing that the physical world is entirely abstract and without
"actuality" apart from its linkage to consciousness, we restore consciousness
to the fundamental position instead of representing it as an inessential
complication occasionally found in the midst of inorganic nature at a late
stage of evolutionary history.
Arthur Stanley Eddington (1882-1944)
Gifford Lectures, University of Edinburgh January-March 1927
The Nature of the Physical World, 1929
Chapter XV "Science and Mysticism"
REASON
Thoughts without content are void; intuitions without conceptions, blind.
Immanuel Kant (1724-1804)
Critique of Pure Reason, 1781
Part II "Transcendental Logic"
Section I "Of Logic in general"
RELIGION
Take any religious mystery, any theological proposition: expressed in ordinary
terms it will read like sheer nonsense to the outsider, from the ritualistic,
symbolic eating of human flesh and blood practiced by all the Christian sects
to the outright cannibalism practiced by some savages.
Robert Anson Heinlein (1907-1988)
The Sixth Column, 1949
Part 3
SECURITY
When asked why we have not had a terrorist attack on US soil since 9.11, I give
three reasons. First, the President's early decision to go after the terrorists
wherever they could be found in the world weakened their capabilities and served
as a powerful disincentive to strike us again. Second, the preventative and
protective security measures taken by our Federal, state, and local governments
-- coordinated and not -- have made it harder for terrorists to operate here.
And, third, I believe that the hard-won Constitutional freedoms enjoyed by
Americans, along with our unparalleled commitment to civil liberties embedded
in law, work against the development of domestic terrorist networks that could
be exploited by foreigners. In this context, America stands in marked and
magnificent contrast to many of the regimes I covered daily and experienced
on the ground as a CIA analyst. When I think through the implications of a
nationwide domestic intelligence service under the control of the Executive
Branch, I conclude that it is neither needed nor desirable in our society.
At best, the proposal is premature.
Dr. John Gannon
"FBI Oversight"
Testimony before United States Senate Committee on the Judiciary
02 May 2006
STUPIDITY
Common sense isn't reflective in the least and in the end is nothing more
than a collection of prejudices.
Emile Durkheim (1858-1917)
Durkheim's Philosophy Lectures:
Notes from the Lycée de Sens Course, 1883-1884
Part I "Preliminary Matters"
Chapter 2 "The Object and Method of Philosophy (Conclusion)"
Edited and Translated by Neil Gross and Robert Alun Jones, 2004
TASTE
It is for want of education and discipline that a man so often insists
petulantly on his random tastes, instead of cultivating those which might
find some satisfaction in the world and might produce in him some pertinent
culture. Untutored self-assertion may even lead him to deny some fact that
should have been patent, and plunge him into needless calamity. His Utopias
cheat him in the end, if indeed the barbarous taste he has indulged in clinging
to them does not itself lapse before the dream is half formed. So men have
feverishly conceived a heaven only to find it insipid, and a hell to find it
ridiculous. Theodicies that were to demonstrate an absolute cosmic harmony
have turned the universe into a tyrannous nightmare, from which we are glad
to awake again in this unintentional and somewhat tractable world. Thus the
fancies of effeminate poets in violating science are false to the highest art,
and the products of sheer confusion, instigated by the love of beauty, turn
out to be hideous. A rational severity in respect to art simply weeds the
garden; it expresses a mature æsthetic choice and opens the way to supreme
artistic achievements. To keep beauty in its place is to make all things
beautiful.
George Santayana (1863-1952)
The Life of Reason; or the Phases of Human Progress, 1905
Volume Four "Reason in Art"
Chapter IX "Justification of Art"
TELEVISION
The worst thing about this modern world is that people think you get killed on
television with zero pain and zero blood. It must enter into kids' heads that
it's not very messy to kill somebody, and it doesn't hurt that much. That's a
real sickness to me. That's a real sick thing.
David Lynch (b.1946)
"A Dark Lens On America"
By Richard B. Woodward
The New York Times Magazine, 14 January 1990
TRAVEL
So abundant and novel are the objects of interest in a pure wilderness that
unless you are pursuing special studies it matters little where you go, or
how often to the same place. Wherever you chance to be always seems at the
moment of all places the best; and you feel that there can be no happiness
in this world or in any other for those who may not be happy here.
John Muir (1838-1914)
Travels in Alaska, 1915
Chapter 5 "A Cruise in the Cassiar"
TRUTH
Thou shalt know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Raymond Melbourne Weaver (1888-1948)
Herman Melville, Mariner and Mystic, 1921
Chapter I "Devil's Advocate"
WARTS
Many very intelligent agreeable persons have warts on the forehead, not brown,
nor very large, between the eyebrows, which have nothing in them offensive or
disgusting. -- But a large brown wart on the upper lip, especially when it is
bristly, will be found in no person who is not defective in something essential,
or at least remarkable for some conspicuous failing.
Johann Kaspar Lavater (1741-1801)
Essays on Physiognomy, 1804
Volume III, Part II, Chapter LXXVIII "Warts"
Translated by Thomas Holcroft
WORK
...the price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
knowledge of its ugly side.
James Baldwin (1924-1987)
"Tha Black Boy Looks at the White Boy"
Esquire, May 1961
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