Food For Thought

A Collection of Heretical Notions and Wretched Adages
compiled by Jack Tourette

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ACTION

It is not enough in a situation of trust in the commonwealth, that a man means well to his country; it is not enough that in his single person he never did an evil act, but always voted according to his conscience, and even harangued against every design which he apprehended to be prejudicial to the interests of his country. This innoxious and ineffectual character, that seems formed upon a plan of apology and disculpation, falls miserably short of the mark of public duty. That duty demands and requires, that what is right should not only be made known, but made prevalent; that what is evil should not only be detected, but defeated. When the public man omits to put himself in a situation of doing his duty with effect, it is an omission that frustrates the purposes of his trust almost as much as if he had formally betrayed it. It is surely no very rational account of a man's life, that he has always acted right; but has taken special care, to act in such a manner that his endeavours could not possibly be productive of any consequence.

Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
Thoughts on the Cause of the Present Discontents, 23 April 1770


Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.

Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
Paraphrase of previous quotation?


ADVERTISING

People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you're not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It's yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs.

Banksy (b.1974)
"Brandalism"
Cut It Out, 2004


ALCOHOL

Be sparing of the middle of a cask,
But when you open it, and at the end,
Drink all you want; it's not worth saving dregs.

Hesiod (c.700 BC)
Works and Days
Translated by Dorothea Schmidt Wender
In Hesiod and Theognis, 1973


The use of euphemism in national advertising is giving the hangover a bad name. "Over-indulgence" it is called. There is a curious nastiness about over-indulgence. We would not consider overindulging. The name is unpleasant, and the word "over" indicates that one shouldn't have done it. Our celebration had no such implication. We did not drink too much. We drank just enough, and we refuse to profane a good little time of mild inebriety with that slurring phrase "over-indulgence".

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Chapter 19 "March 29"


ANIMALS

We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of animals. Remote from universal nature, and living by complicated artifice, man in civilization surveys the creature through the glass of his knowledge and sees thereby a feather magnified and the whole image in distortion. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic fate of having taken form so far below ourselves. And therein we err, and greatly err. For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth.

Henry Beston (1888-1968)
The Outermost House, 1928
Chapter II, "Autumn, Ocean, and Birds", Part I


Nothing is more humbling than to look with a strong magnifying glass at an insect so tiny that the naked eye sees only the barest speck and to discover that nevertheless it is sculpted and articulated and striped with the same care and imagination as a zebra. Apparently it does not matter to nature whether or not a creature is within our range of vision, and the suspicion arises that even the zebra was not designed for our benefit.

Rudolf Arnheim (1904-2007)
Parables of Sun Light:
Observations on Psychology, the Arts, and the Rest
, 1989
19 July 1972


Elephants are considered an endangered species and as such should not be used by U.S. military personnel. There are about 600,000 African elephants and between 30,000 and 50,000 Asian elephants. Approximately 20 percent are in captivity, so it is difficult to estimate their numbers exactly. The Convention of International Trade in Endangered Species regards both species as threatened. Elephants are not the easygoing, kind, loving creatures that people believe them to be. They are, of course, not evil either. They simply follow their biological pattern, shaped by evolution.

anonymous
Special Forces Use of Pack Animals
U.S. Army Field Manual Number 3-05.213
Chapter 10, Section 41 "Elephants"


BEAUTY

Familiarity is a magician that is cruel to beauty, but kind to ugliness.

Ouida (1839-1908)
Princess Napraxine, 1906
Chapter II


For beauty is nothing but the beginning of terror, which we still are just able to endure, and we are so awed because it serenely disdains to annihilate us.

Rainer Maria Rilke (1875-1926)
"The First Elegy"
Duino Elegies, 2009
Translated by Stephen Mitchell


BIRDS

Sparrows are a nuisance; they bother other birds and are too cocksure for my taste. They should be equipped with leather jackets and bicycle chains, and not try to pose as respectable citizens.

Robert David Symons (1898-1973)
Silton Seasons, 1975
Chapter III "June - The Moon of Roses"


BOOKS

The lowbrow is a person who often believes that a bad book is good; the highbrow is a person who as often believes that a good book is bad.

Robert Lynd (1879-1949)
"Highbrows"
The Orange Tree: A Volume of Essays, 1926


We all know that books burn -- yet we have the greater knowledge that books cannot be killed by fire. People die, but books never die. No man and no force can abolish memory. No man and no force can put thought in a concentration camp forever. No man and no force can take from the world the books that embody man's eternal fight against tyranny of every kind. In this war, we know, books are weapons. And it is part of your dedication always to make them weapons for man's freedom.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945)
"Message to the Booksellers of America"
06 May 1942


I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.

Jorge Luis Borges (1899-1986)
"Blindness"
Seven Nights, 1984
Translated by Eliot Weinberger


BULLSHIT

Someone who lies and someone who tells the truth are playing on opposite sides, so to speak, in the same game. Each responds to the facts as he understands them, although the response of the one is guided by the authority of the truth, while the response of the other defies that authority and refuses to meet its demands. The bullshitter ignores these demands altogether. He does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does, and oppose himself to it. He pays no attention to it at all. By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.

Harry G. Frankfurt (b.1929)
On Bullshit, 2005


CANNIBALISM

Cannibalism is a fascinating subject to most people, and in some way a sin. Possibly the deep feeling is that if people learn to eat one another the food supply would be so generous and so available that no one would be either safe or hungry.

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Chapter 24 "April 3"


CATS

In the case of those domestic animals which are honorific and are reputed beautiful, there is a subsidiary basis of merit that should be spoken of. Apart from the birds which belong in the honorific class of domestic animals, and which owe their place in this class to their non-lucrative character alone, the animals which merit particular attention are cats, dogs, and fast horses. The cat is less reputable than the other two just named, because she is less wasteful; she may even serve a useful end. At the same time the cat's temperament does not fit her for the honorific purpose. She lives with man on terms of equality, knows nothing of that relation of status which is the ancient basis of all distinctions of worth, honor, and repute, and she does not lend herself with facility to an invidious comparison between her owner and his neighbors.

Thorstein Veblen (1857-1929)
The Theory of the Leisure Class, 1899
Chapter 6 "Pecuniary Canons of Taste"


When one opens the door for the cat, the animal stops precariously between in and out, surveying the prospect before submitting to it. This intelligent circumspection compares favorably with the rashness of our own exits and entries.

Rudolf Arnheim (1904-2007)
Parables of Sun Light:
Observations on Psychology, the Arts, and the Rest
, 1989
13 June 1980


CHARACTER

Every man possesses three characters: that which he exhibits, that which he really has, and that which he believes he has.

Alphonse Karr (1808-1890)
A Tour Round My Garden, 1855
Letter LII
Edited by The Reverend John George Wood


CHARITY

Perhaps the most overrated virtue in our list of shoddy virtues is that of giving. Giving builds up the ego of the giver, makes him superior and higher and larger than the receiver. Nearly always, giving is a selfish pleasure, and in many cases it is a downright destructive and evil thing. One has only to remember some of our wolfish financiers who spend two-thirds of their lives clawing fortunes out of the guts of society and the latter third pushing it back. It is not enough to suppose that their philanthropy is a kind frightened restitution, or that their natures change when they have enough. Such a nature never has enough and natures do not change that readily. I think that the impulse is the same in both cases. For giving can bring the same sense of superiority as getting does, and philanthropy may be another kind of spiritual avarice.

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Appendix "About Ed Ricketts"


CHASTITY

Sexual life was given to man to distract him perhaps from his true path. It's his opium. With it everything falls asleep. Outside it, things resume life. At the same time, chastity kills the species, which is perhaps the truth.

Albert Camus (1913-1960)
Notebooks, 1942-1951, 1965
Notebook IV, January 1942 - September 1945


Sex leads to nothing. It is not immoral but it is unproductive. One can indulge in it so long as one does not want to produce. But only chastity is linked to a personal progress.

Albert Camus (1913-1960)
Notebooks, 1942-1951, 1965
Notebook IV, January 1942 - September 1945


Unbridled sex leads to a philosophy of the non-significance of the world. Chastity on the other hand gives the world a meaning.

Albert Camus (1913-1960)
Notebooks, 1942-1951, 1965
Notebook IV, January 1942 - September 1945


CIVILIZATION

Civilization bestows on man knowledge and gratifications; and knowledge and the pursuits of intellectual life counterbalance in cultivated minds the enervating effects of these gratifications. But barbarians suddenly transported into a state of civilization for which they are unprepared, only clutch at its gratifications. There is nothing surprising, therefore, in their being absorbed by it, and melting away in it, so to speak, as snow before a blazing fire.

Jules Michelet (1798-1874)
History of France from the Earliest Period to the Present Time, 1851
Book 2 "The Germans"
Chapter I, "Equal weakness of the Celtic Church and of the Monarchy"
Translated by G.H. Smith


One of the most pathetic aspects of human history is that every civilization expresses itself most pretentiously, compounds its partial and universal values most convincingly, and claims immortality for its finite existence at the very moment when the decay which leads to death has already begun.

Reinhold Niebuhr (1892-1971)
"The Tower of Babel", Part III
Beyond Tragedy: Essays on the Christian Interpretation of History, 1937


In every civilization its most impressive period seems to precede death by only a moment. Like the woods of autumn, life defies death in a glorious pageantry of color. But the riot of this color has been distilled by an alchemy in which life has already been touched by death. Thus man claims immortality for his spiritual achievements just when their mortal fate becomes apparent; and death and mortality are strangely mixed into, and potent in, the very pretension of immortality.

Reinhold Niebuhr (1892-1971)
"The Tower of Babel", Part III
Beyond Tragedy: Essays on the Christian Interpretation of History, 1937


COMMUNICATION

We had had many discussions at the galley table and there had been many honest attempts to understand each other's thinking. There are several kinds of reception possible. There is the mind which lies in wait with traps for flaws, so set that it may miss, through not grasping it, a soundness. There is a second which is not reception at all, but blind flight because of laziness, or because some pattern is disturbed by the processes the discussion. The best reception of all is that which is easy and relaxed, which says in effect, "Let me absorb this thing. Let me try to understand it without private barriers. When I have understood what you are saying, only then will I subject it to my own scrutiny and my own criticism." This is the finest of all critical approaches, and the rarest.

The smallest and meanest of all is that which, being frightened or outraged by thinking outside or beyond its pattern, revenges itself senselessly; leaps on a misspelled word or a mispronunciation, drags tricky definition in by the scruff of the neck, and, ranging like a small unpleasant dog, rags and tears the structure to shreds. We have known a critic to base a vicious criticism on a misplaced letter in a word, when actually he was venting rage on an idea he hated. These are the suspicious ones, the self-protective ones, living lives of difficult defense, insuring themselves against folly with folly -- stubbornly self-protective at too high a cost.

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Chapter 27 "April 8"


[G]ive a good Fourth of July orator the word "Americanism" to play with, and he can worry it for hours, exalting "Americanism," making dreadful thundering noises at "foreign-isms," and evoking great applause from his hearers. There is no way of stopping this process by which free associations, one word "implying" another, can be made to go on and on. That is why, of course, there are so many people in the world whom one calls windbags. That is why many orators, newspaper columnists, commencement-day speakers, politicians, and high-school elocutionists can speak at a moment's notice on any subject whatever. Indeed, a great many of the "English" and "speech" courses in our schools are merely training in this very thing -- how to keep on talking importantly even when one hasn't a thing to say.

The kind of "thinking" which is the product of intensional orientation, is called circular, because, since all the possible conclusions are contained in the connotations of the word to start with, we are bound, no matter how hard or how long we "think," to come back to our starting point. Indeed, we can hardly be said ever to leave our starting point. Of course, as soon as we are face to face with a fact, we are compelled to shut up, or start over again somewhere else. That is why it is so "rude" in certain kinds of meetings and conversations to bring up any facts. They spoil everybody's good time.

Samuel Ichiyé Hayakawa (1906-1992)
Language in Thought and Action, 1949
Chapter 14 "The Two-Values Orientation: Oververbalization"


CONFORMITY

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Aphorisms For Leo Baeck", 1953
Ideas and Opinions, 1964


Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested, in order to get where you're going.

Christopher Morley (1890-1957)
Kitty Foyle, 1940
Chapter 1


Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

Albert Camus (1913-1960)
Notebooks, 1942-1951, 1965
Notebook IV, January 1942 - September 1945


CURIOSITY

The positive emotion which should supply the motive in education is curiosity, but the curiosity of the young is severely repressed in many directions -- sexual, theological, and political. Instead of being encouraged in the practice of free inquiry, children are instructed in some brand of orthodoxy, with the result that unfamiliar ideas inspire them with terror rather than with interest. All these bad results spring from a pursuit of security -- a pursuit inspired by irrational fears; the fears have become irrational, since in the modern world fearlessness and intelligence, if embodied in social organization, would in themselves suffice to produce security.

Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
Living Philosophies, 1931


CYNICISM

One of the most curious of human delusions lies in the theory that cynics are unhappy men -- that cynicism makes for a general biliousness and malaise. It is a false deduction, I believe, from the obvious fact that cynics make other men unhappy. But they are themselves among the most comfortable and serene of mammals; perhaps only bishops, pet dogs and actors are happier. For what a cynic believes, though it may be too dreadful to be put into formal words, at least usually has the merit of being true....

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Prejudices: Fifth Series, 1926
XVII "Miscellaneous Notes"
6. "On Cynicism"


DEATH

Why should I be afraid of dying? I wasn't afraid of being born.

James H. Austin (b.1925)
Quoted in Rational Mysticism, 2003
Chapter 7 "Zen and James Austin's Brain"
By John Horgan


DEMOCRACY

I do not say that democracy has been more pernicious on the whole, and in the long run, than monarchy or aristocracy. Democracy has never been and never can be so durable as aristocracy or monarchy; but while it lasts, it is more bloody than either.

John Adams (1735-1826)
"Letters to John Taylor of Caroline, Virginia, in Reply to
His Strictures on Some Parts of the Defence of the American
Constitutions"
Part XVIII
Quincy, 15 April 1814


Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide. It is vain to say that democracy is less vain, less proud, less selfish, less ambitious, or less avaricious than aristocracy or monarchy. It is not true, in fact, and nowhere appears in history. Those passions are the same in all men, under all forms of simple government, and when unchecked, produce the same effects of fraud, violence, and cruelty. When clear prospects are opened before vanity, pride, avarice, or ambition, for their easy gratification, it is hard for the most considerate philosophers and the most conscientious moralists to resist the temptation. Individuals have conquered themselves. Nations and large bodies of men, never.

John Adams (1735-1826)
"Letters to John Taylor of Caroline, Virginia, in Reply to
His Strictures on Some Parts of the Defence of the American
Constitutions"
Part XVIII
Quincy, 15 April 1814


Al Smith once remarked that "the only cure for the evils of democracy is more democracy." Our analysis suggests that applying that cure at the present time could well be adding fuel to the flames. Instead, some of the problems of governance in the United States today stem from an excess of democracy -- an "excess of democracy" in much the same sense in which David Donald used the term to refer to the consequences of the Jacksonian revolution which helped to precipitate the Civil War. Needed, instead, is a greater degree of moderation in democracy.

In practice, this moderation has two major areas of application. First, democracy is only one way of constituting authority, and it is not necessarily a universally applicable one. In many situations the claims of expertise, seniority, experience, and special talents may override the claims of democracy as a way of constituting authority. During the surge of the 1960s, however, the democratic principle was extended to many institutions where it can, in the long run, only frustrate the purposes of those institutions. A university where teaching appointments are subject to approval by students may be a more democratic university but it is not likely to be a better university. In similar fashion, armies in which the commands of officers have been subject to veto by the collective wisdom of their subordinates have almost invariably come to disaster on the battlefield. The arenas where democratic procedures are appropriate are, in short, limited.

Second, the effective operation of a democratic political system usually requires some measure of apathy and noninvolvement on the part of some individuals and groups. In the past, every democratic society has had a marginal population, of greater or lesser size, which has not actively participated in politics. In itself, this marginality on the part of some groups is inherently undemocratic, but it has also been one of the factors which has enabled democracy to function effectively. Marginal social groups, as in the case of the blacks, are now becoming full participants in the political system. Yet the danger of overloading the political system with demands which extend its functions and undermine its authority still remains. Less marginality on the part of some groups thus needs to be replaced by more self-restraint on the part of all groups.

The Greek philosophers argued that the best practical state would combine several different principles of government in its constitution. The Constitution of 1787 was drafted with this insight very much in mind. Over the years, however, the American political system has emerged as a distinctive case of extraordinarily democratic institutions joined to an exclusively democratic value system. Democracy is more of a threat to itself in the United States than it is in either Europe or Japan where there still exist residual inheritances of traditional and aristocratic values. The absence of such values in the United States produces a lack of balance in society which, in turn, leads to the swing back and forth between creedal passion and creedal passivity. Political authority is never strong in the United States, and it is peculiarly weak during a creedal passion period of intense commitment to democratic and egalitarian ideals. In the United States, the strength of democracy poses a problem for the governability of democracy in a way which is not the case elsewhere.

The vulnerability of democratic government in the United States thus comes not primarily from external threats, though such threats are real, nor from internal subversion from the left or the right, although both possibilities could exist, but rather from the internal dynamics of democracy itself in a highly educated, mobilized, and participant society. "Democracy never lasts long," John Adams observed. "It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide." That suicide is more likely to be the product of overindulgence than of any other cause. A value that is normally good in itself is not necessarily optimized when it is maximized. We have come to recognize that there are potentially desirable limits to economic growth. The are also potentially desirable limits to the indefinite extension of political democracy. Democracy will have a longer life if it has a more balanced existence.

Samuel P. Huntington (b.1927)
The Crisis of Democracy, 1975
Chapter III "The United States"
Part VI "Conclusions: Toward a Democratic Balance"
(Report on the Governability of Democracies to
the Trilateral Commission)


DREAMS

Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.

John Updike (b.1932)
Getting the Words Out, 1988
page 27


DRUGS

Drugs don't take people, people take drugs

Eugene Herbert Kaplan (b.1932)
and Herbert Wieder
Book title: Drugs Don't Take People, People Take Drugs, 1974


DRUG WAR

In actual practice the nineteenth-century opium and hashish poets performed a remarkable, quite unintended function. The sheer vividness of their formulations gave middle-class society ample ammunition with which to outlaw these drugs. It took the poetic imagination and antibourgeois feelings of the poets in describing opium and hashish as means for the expansion and dissolution of the self to shock society out of its indifference. The publication of these dream-poems first made society aware of these previously hidden effects of the drugs. It was the asocial significance attributed by the poets to opium and hashish which first caused them to lose their identity as ordinary household remedies. Suddenly they emerge as dangerous narcotics, and as such, threats to the bourgeois individual. Of course, that does not mean modern drug legislation would not have come about eventually even without the opium literature of the nineteenth century. It would be absurd to advance such a simplistic view of cause and effect. In the course of the nineteenth century the real dangers of narcotics were amply revealed. Nevertheless, the control measures and prohibitions with which society tried to protect itself were another matter altogether. The emotional atmosphere in which these measures were implemented was a realm unto itself. The deep-seated fear of any contact with these drugs, which at least until a few years ago still characterized the attitude toward narcotics, cannot be fully explained by the actual dangers. Bourgeous anxiety fantasies were the mirror images of the poets' dreams -- not quite so poetic, of course, yet unmistakably their reflections.

Wolfgang Schivelbusch (b.1941)
Tastes of paradise: a social history of spices, stimulants, and intoxicants, 1992
Chapter 8 "The Artificial Paradises of the Nineteenth Century"
Translated by David Jacobson


From our own work and from a review of the literature, we believe that pure LSD ingested in moderate doses does not damage chromosomes in vivo, does not cause detectable genetic damage, and is not a teratogen or a carcinogen in man. Within these bounds, therefore, we suggest that, other than during pregnancy, there is no present contraindication to the continued controlled experimental use of pure LSD.

Norman I. Dishotsky,
William D. Loughman, Robert E. Mogar, Wendell R. Lipscomb
"LSD and genetic damage. Is LSD chromosome damaging,
carcinogenic, mutagenic, or teratogenic?"
Science, 1971; 172:431-440


ECONOMY

These considerations should not lie beyond the purview of the economist. But they must be relegated to their right perspective. If I may be allowed to appropriate the term speculation for the activity of forecasting the psychology of the market, and the term enterprise for the activity of forecasting the prospective yield of assets over their whole life, it is by no means always the case that speculation predominates over enterprise. As the organisation of investment markets improves, the risk of the predominance of speculation does, however, increase. In one of the greatest investment markets in the world, namely, New York, the influence of speculation (in the above sense) is enormous. Even outside the field of finance, Americans are apt to be unduly interested in discovering what average opinion believes average opinion to be; and this national weakness finds its nemesis in the stock market. It is rare, one is told, for an American to invest, as many Englishmen still do, "for income"; and he will not readily purchase an investment except in the hope of capital appreciation. This is only another way of saying that, when he purchases an investment, the American is attaching his hopes, not so much to its prospective yield, as to a favourable change in the conventional basis of valuation, i.e. that he is, in the above sense, a speculator. Speculators may do no harm as bubbles on a steady stream of enterprise. But the position is serious when enterprise becomes the bubble on a whirlpool of speculation. When the capital development of a country becomes a by-product of the activities of a casino, the job is likely to be ill-done. The measure of success attained by Wall Street, regarded as an institution of which the proper social purpose is to direct new investment into the most profitable channels in terms of future yield, cannot be claimed as one of the outstanding triumphs of laissez-faire capitalism -- which is not surprising, if I am right in thinking that the best brains of Wall Street have been in fact directed towards a different object.

John Maynard Keynes (1883-1946)
The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money, 1936
Chapter 12 "The State of Long-term Expectation"
Section VI


EDUCATION

You know, in your life, you only get about two chances to learn from a 15-year-old bourbon. There's your first one, and you learn from it all along the time, and you put all that into the second one. By the time the second one's done, you're usually about done too.

Ronnie Eddins (c.1942-2010)
Buffalo Trace Distillery warehouseman
[Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey]
"Ronnie Eddins: see you later on, fella"
from Lew Bryson by Lew Bryson
13 October 2010
lewbryson.blogspot.com/2010/10/ronnie-eddins-see-you-later-on-fella.html


ETIQUETTE

Cordiality is a much-underused tool for conveying a polite, nonspecific and sometimes devastating disinterest in someone.

Amy Dickinson (b.1959)
Newspaper column
22 September 2009


EUGENICS

The eugenists constantly make the false assumption that a healthy degree of human progress demands a large and steady supply of first rate men. Here they succumb to the modern craze for mass production. Because a hundred policemen, or garbage men, or bootleggers are manifestly better than one they conclude absurdly that a hundred Beethovens would be better than one. But this is not true. The actual value of a genius often lies in his very singularity. If there had been a hundred Beethovens, the music of all of them would probably be very little known to-day, and so its civilizing effect would be appreciably less than it is. The number of first-rate men necessary to make a high civilization is really very small. If the United States could produce one Shakespeare or Newton or Bach or Michelangelo or Vesalius a century it would be doing better than any nation has ever done in history. Such culture as we have is due to a group of men so small that all of them alive at one time could be hauled in a single Pullman train. Once I went through "Who's Who in America", hunting for the really first-rate men among its 27,000 names -- that is, for the men who had really done something unique and difficult, and of unquestionable value to the human race. I found 200. The rest of the 27,000 were simply respectable blanks. Many of them (though certainly not all) were creditable members of society, but only the 200 had ever done anything useful that had not been done before.

An overproduction of geniuses, indeed, would be very dangerous, for though they make for progress they also tend to disturb the peace. Imagine a country housing 100 head of Aristotles! It would be as unhappy as a city housing 100 head of Jesse Jameses. Even quasi-geniuses are a great burden upon society. There are, in the United States to-day, 1,500 professional philosophers -- that is, men who make their livings at the trade. The country would be far better off if all save two or three of them were driving taxicabs or serving with the Rum Fleet.

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Prejudices: Sixth Series, 1927
X "Dives into Quackery"
3. "Eugenics"


EVIL

Evil comes to us men of imagination wearing as its mask all the virtues. I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.

William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)
Estrangement: Extracts from a Diary Kept in 1909, 1926
Extract XXXVIII


We also have to work, though, sort of, the dark side, if you will. We've got to spend time in the shadows of the intelligence world. A lot of what needs to be done here will have to be done quietly, without any discussion, using sources and methods that are available to our intelligence agencies, if we're going to be successful. That's the world these folks operate in. And so it's going to be vital for us to use any means at our disposal, basically, to achieve our objective.

Dick Cheney (b.1941)
"Meet the Press", NBC-TV
16 September 2001


EXISTENCE

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Prejudices: Sixth Series, 1927
III "The Human Mind"
2. "On Suicide"


FAITH

Idiosyncratic belief systems which are shared by only a few adherents are likely to be regarded as delusional. Belief systems which may be just as irrational but which are shared by millions are called world religions.

Anthony Storr (1920-2001)
Feet of Clay: Saints, Sinners, and Madmen : A Study of Gurus, 1997
Chapter X "Delusions and Faith"


FASHION

Art produces ugly things which frequently become beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time.

Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)
New York World-Telegram & Sun
21 August 1960


FOOD

What ails our victualry, principally, is the depressing standardization that ails everything else American. There was a time when every American eating-house had its specialties, and many of them were excellent. One did not expect to find the same things everywhere. One went to one place for roast goose, and to another for broiled soft crabs, and to another for oysters, and to yet another for mutton chops. Rolls made the old Parker House in Boston famous, and terrapin a la Maryland did the same for Barnum's and Guy's Hotels in Baltimore. This specialization still prevails in Europe. The best restaurants in Paris -- that is, the best in the epicurean, not in the fashionable sense -- do not profess to offer the whole range of the French cuisine. Each has its specialty, and upon that specialty the art of the chef is lavished, aided by prayer and fasting. His rivals in other places do not try to meet and best him on his own ground. They let him have his masterpiece, and devote themselves to perfecting masterpieces of their own. Thus victualing in France continues to show a great variety, and a never-failing charm. One may eat superbly every day, and never encounter a dish that is merely eatable. The Parisians look forward to dinner as a Mississippian looks forward to his evening necking of the Scriptures. But in America the public cooks have all abandoned specialization, and every one of them seems bent upon cooking as nearly as possible like all the rest. The American hotel meal is as rigidly standardized as the parts of a Ford, and so is the American restaurant meal. The local dishes, in all eating-houses pretending to any tone, are banned as low. So one hunts in vain in Boston for a decent plate of beans, and in Baltimore for a decent mess of steamed hard crabs, and in St. Louis for a decent rasher of catfish. They are obtainable, perhaps, but only along the wharves. One One must take a squad of police along to enjoy them in safety.

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Prejudices: Sixth Series, 1927
VI "Five Little Excursions"
4. "Victualry As A Fine Art"


Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

Michael Pollan (b.1955)
In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, 2008
Introduction, "An Eater's Manifesto"


FREE WILL

My first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.

William James (1842-1910)
Diary entry, 30 April 1870
The Letters of William James, 1920
Volume 1, Section VI "1869-1872 Invalidism in Cambridge"
Edited by Henry James


GOD

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

Epicurus (341-271)


Nobody, certainly, will deny that the idea of the existence of an omnipotent, just, and omnibeneficent personal God is able to accord man solace, help, and guidance; also, by virtue of its simplicity it is accessible to the most undeveloped mind. But, on the other hand, there are decisive weaknesses attached to this idea in itself, which have been painfully felt since the beginning of history. That is, if this being is omnipotent, then every occurrence, including every human action, every human thought, and every human feeling and aspiration is also His work; how is it possible to think of holding men responsible for their deeds and thoughts before such an almighty Being? In giving out punishment and rewards He would to a certain extent be passing judgment on Himself. How can this be combined with the goodness and righteousness ascribed to Him?

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Science, Philosophy, and Religion: A Symposium
Jewish Theological Institute, New York, September 1940
Conference on Science, Philosophy and Religion in Their
Relation to the Democratic Way of Life
, 1941


GOVERNMENT

The liberties of a people never were nor ever will be secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them.

Patrick Henry (1736-1799)
Speech at Virginia Constitutional Convention
09 June 1788


In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; in in the next place oblige it to control itself.

James Madison (1751-1836)
The Federalist Papers, Number 51


Parliaments and congresses, it will be observed, do not try to conduct much of their serious discussion on the floor. Speeches are made principally for the constituents back home and not for the other legislators. The main work of government is done in the committee room, where the traditional atmosphere of debate is absent. Freed from the necessity of standing resolutely on "affirmative" and "negative" positions, legislators in committee are able to thresh out problems, investigate facts, and arrive at workable conclusions that represent positions in between the possible extremes.

Samuel Ichiyé Hayakawa (1906-1992)
Language in Thought and Action, 1949
Chapter 14 "The Two-Values Orientation: The Pitfalls of Debate"


"Who governs?" is obviously one of the most important questions to ask concerning any political system. Even more important, however, may be the question: "Does anybody govern?" To the extent that the United States was governed by anyone during the decades after World War II, it was governed by the president acting with the support and cooperation of key individuals and groups in the Executive Office, the federal bureaucracy, Congress, and the more important businesses, banks, law firms, foundations, and media, which constitute the private establishment. In the twentieth century, when the American political system has moved systematically with respect to public policy, the direction and the initiative have come from the White House. When the president is unable to exercise authority, when he is unable to command the cooperation of key decision-makers elsewhere in society and government, no one else has been able to supply comparable purpose and initiative. To the extent that the United States has been governed on a national basis, it has been governed by the president. During the 1960s and early 1970s, however, the authority of the president declined significantly, and the governing coalition which had, in effect, helped the president to run the country from the early 1940s down to the early 1960s began to disintegrate.

These developments were, in some measure, a result of the extent to which all forms of leadership, but particularly those associated with or tainted by politics, tended to lose legitimacy in the 1960s and early 1970s. Not only was there a decline in the confidence of the public in political leaders, but there was also a marked decline in the confidence of political leaders in themselves. In part, this was the result of what was perceived to be significant policy failures: the failure "to win" the war in Indochina; the failure of the Great Society's social programs to achieve their anticipated results; and the intractability of inflation. These perceived failures induced doubts among political leaders of the effectiveness of their rule. In addition, and probably more importantly, political leaders also had doubts about the morality of their rule. They too shared in the democratic, participatory, and egalitarian ethos of the times, and hence had questions about the legitimacy of hierarchy, coercion, discipline, secrecy, and deception -- all of which are, in some measure, inescapable attributes of the process of government.

Samuel P. Huntington (b.1927)
The Crisis of Democracy, 1975
Chapter III "The United States"
Part III "The Decline in Governmental Authority"
Section 4 "The Shifting Balance Between Government and Opposition"
(Report on the Governability of Democracies to
the Trilateral Commission)


GROWTH

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. That is a kind of death.

Anaïs Nin (1903-1977)
"Experiences"
D.H. Lawrence: An Unprofessional Study, 1932


HAPPINESS

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. This "hedonistic paradox" may be generalized to cover our whole life in time. Temporal conditions will be accepted as satisfactory only by those whose first convern is not with time, but with eternal Reality and with that state of virtually timeless consciousness, in which alone the awareness of Reality is possible.

Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
"Religion and Time", 1943
Huxley and God, 1992
Edited by Jacqueline Hazard Bridgeman


HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

...the lame man who keeps the right road outstrips the runner who takes a wrong one. Nay it is obvious that when a man runs the wrong way, the more active and swift he is the further he will go astray.

Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Novum Organum: Aphorisms Concerning The Interpretation of Nature
and The Kingdom of Man
, 1620
Aphorism LXI
Translated by James Spedding, Robert Leslie Ellis, and
Douglas Denon Heath, 1863


HISTORY

I was born in 1964; I grew up watching Captain Kangaroo, moon landings, zillions of TV ads, the Banana Splits, M*A*S*H, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show. I was born with words in my mouth -- "Band-Aid," "Q-tip," "Xerox" -- object-names as fixed and eternal in my logosphere as "taxicab" and "toothbrush". The world is a home littered with pop-culture products and their emblems. I also came of age swamped by parodies that stood for originals yet mysterious to me -- I knew Monkees before Beatles, Belmondo before Bogart, and "remember" the movie Summer of '42 from a Mad magazine satire, though I've still never seen the film itself. I'm not alone in having been born backward into an incoherent realm of texts, products, and images, the commercial and cultural environment with which we've both supplemented and blotted out our natural world. I can no more claim it as "mine" than the sidewalks and forests of the world, yet I do dwell in it, and for me to stand a chance as either artist or citizen, I'd probably better be permitted to name it.

Jonathan Lethem (b.1964)
"The ecstasy of influence: A plagiarism"
Harpers, February 2007


I am trying to bear in mind the words of Marcus Aurelius, who reminded us that, by the time we're forty, we've pretty much seen everything that's ever happened or is ever going to happen, so a.) please stop pretending to be shocked or outraged by anything when the world produces its usual happenings and b.) quit imagining that there would be any advantage to living another thousand years instead of one more day. Of course, if he had lived another two thousand years he would have seen some unprecedented and qualitative changes in human technology and society...but I have my doubts as to whether anything he would've seen of human behavior in all those centuries would have given him occasion for surprise, or cause to reconsider his philosophy. Now that the Russians are invading adjacent nations and the rest of the world community is dithering in helpless indignation, I'm starting to get that feeling you get when you've arrived at the movie late so you stay to see the beginning of the next showing and you're coming back round to the part that starts to look familiar: like, okay, well, this is where I came in.

Tim Kreider (b.1967)
The Pain -- When Will It End?
Artist's Statement
27 August 2008


HOPE

It is amazing how the strictures of the old teleologies infect our observation, causal thinking warped by hope. It was said earlier that hope is a diagnostic human trait, and this simple cortex symptom seems to be a prime factor in our inspection of our universe. For hope implies a change from a present bad condition to a future better one. The slave hopes for freedom, the weary man for rest, the hungry for food. And the feeders of hope, economic and religious, have from these simple strivings of dissatisfaction managed to create a world picture which is very hard to escape. Man grows toward perfection; animals grow toward man; bad grows toward good; and down toward up, until our little mechanism, hope, achieved in ourselves probably to cushion the shock of thought, manages to warp our whole world. Probably when our species developed the trick of memory and with it the counterbalancing projection called "the future", this shock-absorber, hope, had to be included in the series, else the species would have destroyed itself in despair.

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Chapter 10 "March 18"


HUMANITY

Unfortunately, human beings do not lend themselves to savage treatment, when one is writing about them. I do not say that they are all lovable, but most of them are quite likeable if you do not see too much of them. They are so good-natured, so obliging, and, in nine cases out of ten, they work so very hard for so small a return. Precipitated, without being consulted so far as one knows, on to an exceedingly dangerous and unsteady planet, they find themselves almost as soon as they have left school confronted with problems that are as far beyond their powers of solution as the squaring of the circle. They do not know why they are here or where they will be next. They do not know whether they are at the beginnig of things or at the end of things -- whether the world in which they and their children are passengers is on the road to ruin or is rapidly approaching the delightful gates of Paradise. They have no security of health or life or money. To-morrow is an unknown country, and all that they know is that, if they live they will visit it, and that after that they will never visit it again. They practise a heroic make-believe that all is well and even that all is permanently well, and the head of a great business or a host at a dinner-party behaves as though he were an immortal. Time stands still in presence of his happiness and success; and death, if it is mentioned, is only a theme for a jest -- a fabulous hypothesis.

Robert Lynd (1879-1949)
The Peal of Bells, 1924
Chapter XIV "On Being Cruel"


HUMAN NATURE

...why is it that one can look at a lion or a planet or an owl or at someone's finger as long as one pleases, but looking into the eyes of another person is, if prolonged past a second, a perilous affair?

Walker Percy (1916-1990)
Lost in the Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book, 2000
Section 1


HUMOR

...we are always secretly ashamed of laughter. We enjoy it somewhat slyly and cautiously, as we enjoy the vices which make life one grand, sweet song. It rather astonishes us to find that it is not forbidden by any of the Commandments. We have even carried this notion so far as that we refuse to grant the Creator of the universe the one quality that would explain four-fifths of its mysteries -- to wit, the quality of humor. Proceeding from the sound premise that the fall of a sparrow is noted in Heaven, we reach the ridiculously unwarranted conclusion that the fall of a Sunday-school superintendent causes a painful and prolonged sensation there. Nothing, I believe, could be more unlikely. On the contrary, it seems to me that the angels must be as much amused by such a public collapse of a fraud as we are ourselves, if not actually more so. If they have a keener sense of pity than we have, why shouldn't they have at least as keen a sense of humor? If they feel substantially as we do in one direction, why shouldn't they feel as we do in another direction?

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Written as William Fink
"Thoughts on Mortality"
The Smart Set: A Magazine of Cleverness, November 1914


HYPOCRISY

Men in war-time become saints of prejudice and heroes of hypocrisy; and so it is in times of revolution.

Max Eastman (1883-1969)
Part I "Art and the Life of Action"
Chapter X "The Artist and the Social Engineer"
Art and the Life of Action: with other essays, 1934


IDENTITY

[U]ntil a man can be found who knows himself as his Maker knows him, or who sees himself as others see him, there must be at least six persons engaged in every dialogue between two. Of these, the least important, philosophically speaking, is the one that we have called the real person. No wonder two disputants often get angry, when there are six of them talking and listening all at the same time.

Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)
The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858
Chapter III


Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is.

William James (1842-1910)
Misattribution? See Holmes (1809-1894) and Karr (1808-1890)


Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"The Critic as Artist"
Intentions, 1891


To see ourselves as others see us is a most salutary gift. Hardly less important is the capacity to see others as they see themselves.

Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
The Doors of Perception, 1954


When you look back over things which you yourself wrote a few years ago, you think "How awful!" and smile with amusement at the person you once were. What is worse is when you do the same thing with something you wrote or said five minutes ago.

Douglas R. Hofstadter (b.1945)
Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid, 1979
Chapter VII "Minds and Thoughts"


INQUIRY

The cultural role of philosophy is not to deliver truth but to build the spirit of truth, and this means never to let the inquisitive energy of mind go to sleep, never to stop questioning what appears to be obvious and definitive, always to defy the seemingly intact resources of common sense, always to suspect that there might be "another side" in what we take for granted, and never to allow us to forget that there are questions that lie beyond the legitimate horizon of science and are nonetheless crucially important to the survival of humanity as we know it.

Leszek Kolakowski (b.1927)
Modernity on Endless Trial, 1990
Part III "On Liberals, Revolutionaries, and Utopians"
Chapter 12 "The Death of Utopia Reconsidered"


LAW

Congress and Hollywood are a great deal alike in lots of respects. We make in Hollywood what we think will be two kinds of Pictures, Comedy and Drama, or sad ones. Now you take the Capitol at Washington, that's the biggest Studio in the World. We call ours Pictures when they are turned out. They call theirs Laws. It's all the same thing. We often make what we think is Drama but when it is shown it is received by the audience as Comedy. So the uncertainty is about equal both places.

Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Newspaper column, 18 February 1923
How We Elect Our Presidents, 1952
Chapter 2 "Politics is Applesauce"
Selected and edited by Donald Day


When a hypothesis is deeply accepted it becomes a growth which only a kind of surgery can amputate. Thus, beliefs persist long after their factual bases have been removed, and practices based on beliefs are often carried on even when the beliefs which stimulated them have been forgotten. The practice must follow the belief. It is often considered, particularly by reformers and legislators, that law is a stimulant to action or an inhibitor of action, when actually the reverse is true. Successful law is simply the publication of the practice of the majority of units of a society, and by it the inevitable variable units are either driven to conform or are eliminated. We have had many examples of law trying to be the well-spring of action; our prohibition law showed how completely fallacious that theory is.

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Chapter 17 "March 27"


LEISURE

As seen from the economic point of view, leisure, considered as an employment, is closely allied in kind with the life of exploit; and the achievements which characterise a life of leisure, and which remain as its decorous criteria, have much in common with the trophies of exploit. But leisure in the narrower sense, as distinct from exploit and from any ostensibly productive employment of effort on objects which are of no intrinsic use, does not commonly leave a material product. The criteria of a past performance of leisure therefore commonly take the form of "immaterial" goods. Such immaterial evidences of past leisure are quasi-scholarly or quasi-artistic accomplishments and a knowledge of processes and incidents which do not conduce directly to the furtherance of human life. So, for instance, in our time there is the knowledge of the dead languages and the occult sciences; of correct spelling; of syntax and prosody; of the various forms of domestic music and other household art; of the latest properties of dress, furniture, and equipage; of games, sports, and fancy-bred animals, such as dogs and race-horses. In all these branches of knowledge the initial motive from which their acquisition proceeded at the outset, and through which they first came into vogue, may have been something quite different from the wish to show that one's time had not been spent in industrial employment; but unless these accomplishments had approved themselves as serviceable evidence of an unproductive expenditure of time, they would not have survived and held their place as conventional accomplishments of the leisure class.

Thorstein Veblen (1857-1929)
The Theory of the Leisure Class, 1899
Chapter 3 "Conspicuous Leisure"


LIBERTY

We look upon authority too often and focus over and over again, for 30 or 40 or 50 years, as if there is something wrong with authority. We see only the oppressive side of authority. Maybe it comes out of our history and our background. What we don't see is that freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.

Rudolph Giuliani (b.1944)
Speech, 16 March 1994
Quoted in New York Times, 20 March 1994


LITERATURE

Nobody at all is quite in a position to choose with certainty among modern works. To sift the wheat from the chaff is a process that takes an exceedingly long time. Modern works have to pass before the bar of the taste of successive generations. Whereas, with classics, which have been through the ordeal, almost the reverse is the case. Your taste has to pass before the bar of the classics. That is the point. If you differ with a classic, it is you who are wrong, and not the book. If you differ with a modern work, you may be wrong or you may be right, but no judge is authoritative enough to decide. Your taste is unformed. It needs guidance and it needs authoritative guidance.

Arnold Bennett (1867-1931)
Literary Taste: How to Form It, 1909
Chapter IV "Where to Begin"


[C]ertain kinds of literature, like certain kinds of processed and manufactured food, can be said to look very much like nourishment, but to contain none of the essential vitamin ingredients, so that great quantities can be consumed without affecting one's spiritual undernourishment.

Samuel Ichiyé Hayakawa (1906-1992)
Language in Thought and Action, 1949
Chapter 9 "Art and Tension: Equipment for Living"


MANKIND

[L]iving organisms, including people, are merely tubes which put things in at one end and let them out at the other, which both keeps them doing it and in the long run wears them out. So to keep the farce going, the tubes find ways of making new tubes, which also put things in at one end and let them out at the other. At the input end they even develop ganglia of nerves called brains, with eyes and ears, so that they can more easily scrounge around for things to swallow. As and when they get enough to eat, they use up their surplus energy by wiggling in complicated patterns, making all sorts of noises by blowing air in and out of the input hole, and gathering together in groups to fight with other groups. In time, the tubes grow such an abundance of attached appliances that they are hardly recognizable as mere tubes, and they manage to do this in a staggering variety of forms. There is a vague rule not to eat tubes of your own form, but in general there is serious competition as to who is going to be the top type of tube. All this seems marvelously futile, and yet, when you begin to think about it, it begins to be more marvelous than futile. Indeed, it seems extremely odd.

Alan Watts (1915-1973)
The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are, 1972
Chapter One "Inside Information"


MATHEMATICS

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes, and those who do not.

Robert Benchley (1889-1945)
Of All Things, 1921
Chapter XX "The Most Popular Book of the Month"


The Indian system [of decimal notation] (also known as the Indo-Arabic system) was introduced to Europeans by Gerbert of Aurillac in the tenth century. He traveled to Spain to learn about the system first-hand from Arab scholars, prior to being named Pope Sylvester II in 999 CE. However, the system subsequently encountered stiff resistance, in part from accountants who did not want their craft rendered obsolete, to clerics who were aghast to hear that the Pope had traveled to Islamic lands to study the method. It was widely rumored that he was a sorcerer, and that he had sold his soul to Lucifer during his travels. This accusation persisted until 1648, when papal authorities reopened Sylvester's tomb to make sure that his body had not been infested by Satanic forces.

David H. Bailey (b.1948)
Jonathan M. Borwein (b.1951)
"The Greatest Mathematical Discovery?"
12 May 2010


Back in July, Ben Terrett wrote a post about how many instances of the word "helvetica" set in unkerned 100 pt Helvetica it would take to go from the Earth to the Moon:

The distance to the moon is 385,000,000,000 mm. The size of an unkerned piece of normal cut Helvetica at 100pt is 136.23 mm. Therefore it would take 2,826,206,643.42 helveticas to get to the moon.

But let's say you wanted to stretch one "helvetica" over the same distance...at what point size would you need to set it? The answer is 282.6 billion points. At that size, the "h" would be 44,600 miles tall, roughly 5.6 times as tall as the Earth.

Jason Kottke (b.1973)
kottke.org
09 September 2010


MEANING

Once I ventured the guess that men worked in response to a vague inner urge for self-expression. But that was probably a feeble theory, for some men who work the hardest have nothing to express. An hypotheis with rather more plausibility in it now suggests itself. It is that men work simply in order to escape the depressing agony of contemplating life -- that their work, like their play, is a mumbo-jumbo that serves them by permitting them to escape from reality. Both work and play, ordinarily, are illusions. Neither serves any solid and permanent purpose. If work has what is called value, then it only condemns more human beings to work. But life, stripped of such illusions, instantly becomes unbearable. Man cannot sit still, contemplating his destiny in this world, without going frantic. So he invents ways to take his mind off the horror. He works. He plays. He accumulates the preposterous nothing called property. He strives for the coy eye-wink called fame. He founds a family, and spreads his curse over others. All the while the thing that moves him is simply the yearning to lose himself, forget himself, to escape the tragi-comedy that is himself. Life, fundamentally, is not worth living. So he confects artificialities to make it so. So he erects a gaudy structure to conceal the fact that it is not so.

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Prejudices: Sixth Series, 1927
III "The Human Mind"
2. "On Suicide"


MIND

What monstrosities would walk the streets were some people's faces as unfinished as their minds.

Eric Hoffer (1902-1983)
Reflections on the Human Condition, 1973
Aphorism 89


MONEY

There are two fools in this world. One is the millionaire who thinks that by hoarding money he can somehow accumulate real power, and the other is the penniless reformer who thinks that if only he can take the money from one class and give it to another, all the world's ills will be cured. They are both on the wrong track. They might as well try to corner all the checkers or all the dominoes of the world under the delusion that they are thereby cornering great quantities of skill. Some of the most successful money-makers of our times have never added one pennyworth to the wealth of men. Does a card player add to the wealth of the world?

Henry Ford (1863-1947)
My Life and Work, 1923
Chapter XIX "What We May Expect"


MUSIC

"...there's many a man who don't understand the language of music! But you," meaning his friends, "know somewhat of it: so I'll tell you a little about it." With these words, he seated himself at his piano, took up Weber's "Invitation to the Dance", and played it. "Now she speaks," he said; "that's the prattle of love. Now he speaks," he continued; "that's the man's earnest voice. Now they both speak at once," interpreted he, going on with his music; "and I clearly hear what the two lovers say. Isn't all that much better than any thing jurisprudence can utter?"

Robert Schumann (1810-1856)
Quoted in Life of Robert Schumann, 1871
Chapter I "Robert Schumann's Childhood, Youth, and Student Life"
By Wilhelm Joseph von Wasielewski (1822-1896)
Translated by A.L. Alger


NAMES

The strangest case of nicknaming we know concerns a man whose first name is Copeland. In three different parts of the country where he has gone, not knowing anyone, he has been called first "Copenhagen" and then "Hagen". This has happened automatically. He is Hagen. We don't know what quality of Hagen-ness he has, but there must be some. Why not "Copen" or "Cope"? It is never that. He is invariably Hagen. This, we realize, has become mystical, and anyone who wishes may now toss the whole thing into his taboo-box and slam the lid down on it.

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Chapter 8 "March 17"


OPINION

...there is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued.

Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895)
"Natural Rights and Political Rights", 1890
Methods and Results: Essays, 1911


All empty souls tend to extreme opinion. It is only in those who have built up a rich world of memories and habits of thought that extreme opinions affront the sense of probability. Propositions, for instance, which set all the truth upon one side can only enter sick minds to dislocate and strain, if they enter at all, and sooner or later the mind expels them by instinct.

William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)
Estrangement: Extracts from a Diary Kept in 1909, 1926
Extract XXI


ORIENTEERING

It is easiest to lose your way in the forest after it is cut.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (1909-1966)
Unkempt Thoughts, 1962
Translated by Jacek Galazka
page 116


PARANOIA

They've always classed paranoia as a mental illness. But it isn't! There's no lack of contact with reality -- on the contrary, the paranoid is directly related to reality. He's a perfect empiricist. Not cluttered with ethical and moral-cultural inhibitions. The paranoid sees things as they really are; he's actually the only sane man.

Philip K. Dick (1928-1982)
"Null-O"
Originally published as "Loony Lemuel", If, December 1958


PATRIOTISM

Love of one's country recognizes no frontiers...of other countries.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (1909-1966)
Unkempt Thoughts, 1962
Translated by Jacek Galazka
page 151


POETRY

I am not clear about the relation of the poem to the poet. I used to accept the psychologist's view that a poem occurs at the point where an anxiety collides with an accumulation of technique. The intensity of both is an index of the poem's success or failure. Think of the horrible blooms that Baudelaire coaxed out of himself. Then think of the complete failure of Shelley to meet the technical demands of his anxiety

Lawrence Durrell (1912-1990)
"From a Writer's Journal", Rhodes, November 17
The Windmill, Volume II, 1946
by Edward Lane, William Somerset Maugham
page 50


Words make love on the page like flies in the summer heat, and the poem is as much the result of chance as it is of intention. Probably more so.

Charles Simic (b.1938)
A Fly in the Soup: Memoirs, 2003
Chapter 23


PORNOGRAPHY

Pornography is method without inspiration; eroticism is inspiration without method. (Eroticism is using a feather; pornography is using the whole hen.)

Isabel Allende (b.1942)
"Herbs and Spices"
Aphrodite: A Memoir of the Senses, 1998


PREJUDICE

With respect to the few lines upon Intolerance which I have subjoined, they are but the imperfect beginning of a long series of Essays, with which I here menace my readers, upon the same important subject. I shall look to no higher merit in the task, than that of giving a new form to claims and remonstrances, which have often been much more eloquently urged, and which would long ere now have produced their effect, but that the minds of some men, like the pupil of the eye, contract themselves the more, the stronger light there is shed upon them.

Thomas Moore (1779-1852)
Corruption and Intolerance: two poems, 1809
"Preface"


PRIVACY

Back in 2002, science fiction author Robert J. Sawyer wrote an essay about the trade-off between privacy and security, and came out in favor of less privacy. I disagree with most of what he said, and have written pretty much the opposite essay -- and others on the value of privacy and the future of privacy -- several times since then.

The point of this blog entry isn't really to debate the topic, though. It's to reprint the opening paragraph of Sawyer's essay, which I've never forgotten:

Whenever I visit a tourist attraction that has a guest register, I always sign it. After all, you never know when you'll need an alibi.

Since I read that, whenever I see a tourist attraction with a guest register, I do the same thing. I sign "Robert J. Sawyer, Toronto, ON" -- because you never know when he'll need an alibi.

Bruce Schneier (b.1963)
"Robert Sawyer's Alibis"
Schneier on Security blog [schneier.com/blog]
14 September 2009


PROPHESY

The self-fulfilling prophecy is, in the beginning, a false definition of the situation evoking behavior that makes the originally false conception come true. The specious validity of self-fulfilling prophecy perpetuates a reign of error. For the prophet will cite the actual course of events as proof that he was right from the very beginning.

Robert King Merton (1910-2003)
Chapter 16 "The Self-Fulfilling Prophecy", 1949
Social Theory and Social Structure, 1949


QUOTATION

An aphorism (this one of course excepted) can contain only as much wisdom as overstatement will permit. It sells the part for the whole. Its plausibility derives from its concision, which stuns, and its wit, which dazzles. Hence our pleasure in it depends upon the partial arrest of our reasoning faculty. (This is true also of its homely cousins -- the proverb, the adage and the maxim; and of its flashy younger brothers -- the epigram and the paradox.) We enjoy it as we do oratory, debate and good conversation -- all minor arts that, like the aphorism, ignore those annoyances, the Exception and the Rounded View.

Clifton Fadiman (1904-1999)
"Lec and the art of the aphorist"
Introduction to Unkempt Thoughts, 1962
By Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (1909-1966)
Translated by Jacek Galazka


REALITY

Does surrealism cease to be such if it becomes reality?

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (1909-1966)
Unkempt Thoughts, 1962
Translated by Jacek Galazka
page 118


REASON

So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for every thing one has a mind to do.

Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Benjamin Franklin: His Autobiography, 1859
Chapter II
Edited by Horatio Hastings Weld


The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason.

G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
Orthodoxy, 1909
Chapter II "The Maniac"


REINCARNATION

The Gnostic Christ came from beyond this solar system (Galactic Center?) to teach us how to escape it. Therefore, at the moment of your death, be awake enough to focus your awareness beyond the earth's orbit. With any luck you won't have to reincarnate here again. The Bardo Thodol's injunction to go into the clear light of the Dharmakaya is as explicit as can be on this.

Jim DeKorne (b.1936)
"The Cracking Tower"
Interview in The Invisible College
Issue 4, Fall Equinox - Winter Solstice 40107


RELIGION

In the known universe the Milky Way is a tiny fragment. In this fragment the solar system is a speck, our earth is an infinitesimal dot. On this dot mankind is crawling about desperately struggling to effect his own destruction. Even if he escapes this fate, the history of man is but a brief episode in the life of the solar system, which is itself doomed to destruction. While myths of creation are repudiated by the sciences of astronomy and geology, conceptions of mind and soul are revolutionized by biology and psychology. Historical events on which religions are based are explained in a different way by anthropology and history. Supernatural phenomena are given natural explanations. Secular education leads men to think that there is no rational or moral meaning in the universe, that all is mechanical or amoral, that values have no validity apart from accidents of time and place, that things dictate to a man the law of intrinsic development, that the individual per se does not count, that men are accountable only to themselves, that spiritual life is wishful thinking, and when this earthly journey is ended it is all over with man. We sweep the skies with the telescope and find no trace of God, we search the brain with the microscope and find no sign of mind. However much religion may have served humanity in the infancy of the human race, in an age of reason like our own, it is said that there is no longer any need for it.

Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan (1888-1975)
"The Voice of India in the Spiritual Crisis of Our Time"
The Hibbert Journal, Volume XLV, Number 4 (July 1946)


...most of the feeling we call religious, most of the mystical outcrying which is one of the most prized and used an desired reactions of our species, is really the understanding and the attempt to say that man is related to the whole thing, related inextricably to all reality, known and unknowable. This is a simple thing to say, but the profound feeling of it made a Jesus, a St. Augustine, a St. Francis, a Roger Bacon, a Charles Darwin, and an Einstein. Each of them in his own tempo and with his own voice discovered and reaffirmed with astonishment the knowledge that all things are one thing and that one thing is all things -- plankton, a shimmering phosphorescence on the sea and the spinning planets and an expanding universe, all bound together by the elastic string of time. It is advisable to look from the tide pool to the stars and then back to the tide pool again.

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Chapter 21 "March 31"


RIGHTS

[With zero-tolerance policies, w]e're teaching kids what it means to be a citizen in our country. And what I fear we're doing is teaching them that what it means to be an American is that you accept authority without question and that you have absolutely no rights to question punishment. It's very Big Brother-ish in a way. Kids are being taught that you should expect to be drug tested if you want to participate in an organization, that walking past a police officer every day and being constantly under the gaze of a security camera is normal. And my concern is that these children are going to grow up and be less critical and thoughtful of these sorts of mechanisms. And so the types of political discussions we have now, like for example, whether or not wiretapping is okay, these might not happen in 10 years.

Aaron C. Kupchik (b.1972?)
"America's Real School-Safety Problem"
by Justin Sullivan
Salon, 29 August 2010


SATAN

Sometimes the devil tempts me to believe in God.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (1909-1966)
Unkempt Thoughts, 1962
Translated by Jacek Galazka
page 79


SCIENCE

It is, of course, quite true that there is a region in which science and religion do not conflict. That is the region of the unknowable. No one knows Who created the visible universe, and it is infinitely improbable that anything properly describable as evidence on the point will ever be describable as evidence on the point will ever be discovered. No one knows what motives or intentions, if any, lie behind what we call natural laws. No one knows why man has his present form. No one knows why sin and suffering were sent into this world -- that is, why the fashioning of man was so badly botched. Naturally enough, all these problems have engaged the interest of humanity since the remotest days, and in every age, with every sort of evidence completely lacking, men of speculative mind have sought to frame plausible solutions. Some of them, more bold than the rest, have pretended that their solutions were revealed to them by God, and multitudes have believed them. But no man of science believes them. He doesn't say positively that they are wrong; he simply says that there is no proof that they are right. If he admitted, without proof, that they are right, he would not be a man of science. In his view all such theories and speculations stand upon a common level. In the most ambitious soarings of a Christian theologian he can find nothing that differs in any essential way from the obvious hocus-pocus of a medicine man in the jungle. Superficially, of course, the two stand far apart. The Christian theolgian, confined like all the rest to the unknowable, has to be more careful than the medicine man, for in Christendom the unknowable covers a far less extensive field than in the jungle. Christian theology is thus, in a sense, more reasonable than voodooism. But it is not more reasonable because its professors know more than the voodoo-man about the unknowable; it is more reasonable simply because they are under a far more rigorous and enlightened scrutiny, and run a risk of being hauled up sharply evert time they venture too near the borders of the known.

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Prejudices: Fifth Series, 1926
VIII "From the Files of a Book Reviewer"
1. "Counter-Offensive"


SECURITY

One preliminary study finds that visible security elements like armed guards, high walls, and barbed wire made people feel less vulnerable to crime. However, when these same devices are instituted in the context of dealing with the threat of terrorism, their effect is to make people feel tense, suspicious, and fearful apparently because they implicitly suggest that the place under visible protection is potentially a terrorist target. In other words, they supplied exactly the effect terrorists hope to induce themselves.

John Mueller (b.1937)
"The Quixotic Quest for Invulnerability: Assessing the Costs,
Benefits, and Probabilities of Protecting the Homeland"
10 March 2008
Prepared for presentation at the National Convention of the
International Studies Association, San Francisco, California
26-29 March 2008


We can also expect continued efforts to reduce the country's "vulnerability" despite at least three confounding realities: There is an essentially infinite number of potential terrorist targets; the probability that any one of those targets will be hit by a terrorist attack is essentially zero; and inventive terrorists, should they ever actually show up, are free to redirect their attention from a target that might enjoy a degree of protection to one of many that don't. Nonetheless, hundreds of billions of dollars have been spent on this quixotic quest so far, and the process seems destined to continue or even accelerate, even though, as a senior economist at the Department of Homeland Security put it recently, "We really don't know a whole lot about the overall costs and benefits of homeland security."

John Mueller (b.1937)
"Terrorphobia: Our False Sense of Security"
The American Interest, Volume III, Number 5
May/June 2008


Criminals have used telephones and mobile phones since they were invented. Drug smugglers use airplanes and boats, radios and satellite phones. Bank robbers have long used cars and motorcycles as getaway vehicles, and horses before then. I haven't seen it talked about yet, but the Mumbai terrorists used boats as well. They also wore boots. They ate lunch at restaurants, drank bottled water, and breathed the air. Society survives all of this because the good uses of infrastructure far outweigh the bad uses, even though the good uses are - by and large - small and pedestrian and the bad uses are rare and spectacular. And while terrorism turns society's very infrastructure against itself, we only harm ourselves by dismantling that infrastructure in response - just as we would if we banned cars because bank robbers used them too.

Bruce Schneier (b.1963)
"Terrorists may use Google Earth, but fear is no reason to ban it"
The Guardian, 29 January 2009


Back in 2002, science fiction author Robert J. Sawyer wrote an essay about the trade-off between privacy and security, and came out in favor of less privacy. I disagree with most of what he said, and have written pretty much the opposite essay -- and others on the value of privacy and the future of privacy -- several times since then.

The point of this blog entry isn't really to debate the topic, though. It's to reprint the opening paragraph of Sawyer's essay, which I've never forgotten:

Whenever I visit a tourist attraction that has a guest register, I always sign it. After all, you never know when you'll need an alibi.

Since I read that, whenever I see a tourist attraction with a guest register, I do the same thing. I sign "Robert J. Sawyer, Toronto, ON" -- because you never know when he'll need an alibi.

Bruce Schneier (b.1963)
"Robert Sawyer's Alibis"
Schneier on Security blog
07:24 Monday, 14 September 2009


When asked why we have not had a terrorist attack on US soil since 9.11, I give three reasons. First, the President's early decision to go after the terrorists wherever they could be found in the world weakened their capabilities and served as a powerful disincentive to strike us again. Second, the preventative and protective security measures taken by our Federal, state, and local governments -- coordinated and not -- have made it harder for terrorists to operate here. And, third, I believe that the hard-won Constitutional freedoms enjoyed by Americans, along with our unparalleled commitment to civil liberties embedded in law, work against the development of domestic terrorist networks that could be exploited by foreigners. In this context, America stands in marked and magnificent contrast to many of the regimes I covered daily and experienced on the ground as a CIA analyst. When I think through the implications of a nationwide domestic intelligence service under the control of the Executive Branch, I conclude that it is neither needed nor desirable in our society. At best, the proposal is premature.

Dr. John Gannon
"FBI Oversight"
Testimony before United States Senate Committee on the Judiciary
02 May 2006


STUFF

The dying fire of enthusiasm should leave ashes to provide disguising make-up for our faces.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (1909-1966)
Unkempt Thoughts, 1962
Translated by Jacek Galazka
page 129


SUICIDE

I pass over the theological objections to self-destruction as too transparently sophistical to be worth a serious answer. From the earliest days Christianity has depicted life on this earth as so sad and vain that its value is indistinguishable from that of a damn. Then why cling to it? Simply because its vanity and unpleasantness are parts of the will of a Creator whose love for His creatures takes the form of torturing them. If they revolt in this world they will be tortured a million times worse in the next.

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Prejudices: Sixth Series, 1927
III "The Human Mind"
2. "On Suicide"


TASTE

"Taste" is a term which first acquired prominence in England in the later 17th century. As goods multiplied, it became a central concept of aesthetic theory and an important form of cultural differentiation. As a contemporary noted in 1633, "great folks" always had a tendency to "think nothing of that which is common and ordinary people may easily come by". Taste involved transcending mere financial criteria when assessing the value of goods, introducing instead a subtler and more elusive yardstick.

It implied a capacity for discrimination of the kind shown in 1606 by the wine connoisseur Captain Dawtrey, who, "taking the glass in his hand, held it up awhile betwixt him and the window, as to consider the colour; and then putting it to his nose he seemed to take comfort in the odour of the same". It required the ability to choose the best out of a wide range of functionally indistinguishable options, like the 50 different patterns of wallpaper that on one occasion in 1752 confronted the poet William Shenstone. The essayist Joseph Addison compared a person who had true taste in literary matters with the man who could identify each of ten different kinds of tea or any combination of them.

Keith Vivian Thomas (b.1933)
"To Buy or Not to Buy"
History Today, Volume 59 Issue 2, February 2009


TECHNOLOGY

When we learn how to store electricity, we will cease being apes ourselves; until then we are tailless orangoutans. You see, we should utilize natural forces and thus get all of our power. Sunshine is a form of energy, and the winds and the tides are manifestations of energy. Do we use them?

Oh, no! We burn up wood and coal, as renters burn up the front fence for fuel. We live like squatters, not as if we owned the property. There must surely come a time when heat and power will be stored in unlimited quantities in every community, all gathered by natural forces. Electricity ought to be as cheap as oxygen, for it can not be destroyed.

Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
Quoted in Little Journeys to the Homes of the Great, Book 2, 1910
By Elbert Hubbard


TIME

Pity that we won't survive until the day it is proved that our way of reckoning time was incorrect. And that we were not really getting older.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (1909-1966)
Unkempt Thoughts, 1962
Translated by Jacek Galazka
page 118


TREES

A few minutes ago every tree was excited, bowing to the roaring storm, waving, swirling, tossing their branches in glorious enthusiasm like worship. But though to the outer ear these trees are now silent, their songs never cease.

John Muir (1838-1914)
My First Summer in the Sierra, 1911
24 July 1869


The love of nature, perhaps itself borrowed from a higher-class code of taste, sometimes expresses itself in unexpected ways under the guidance of this canon of pecuniary beauty, and leads to results that may seem incongruous to an unreflecting beholder. The well-accepted practice of planting trees in the treeless areas of this country, for instance, has been carried over as an item of honorific expenditure into the heavily wooded areas; so that it is by no means unusual for a village or a farmer in the wooded country to clear the land of its native trees and immediately replant saplings of certain introduced varieties about the farmyard or along the streets. In this way a forest growth of oak, elm, beech, butternut, hemlock, basswood, and birch is cleared off to give room for saplings of soft maple, cottonwood, and brittle willow. It is felt that the inexpensiveness of leaving the forest trees standing would derogate from the dignity that should invest an article which is intended to serve a decorative and honorific end.

Thorstein Veblen (1857-1929)
The Theory of the Leisure Class, 1899
Chapter 6 "Pecuniary Canons of Taste"


TYRANNY

The very nature of our country and our government fundamentally transforms step by step, with little opposition. We all were inculcated with the notion that what distinguished our free country from those horrendous authoritarian tyrannies, both right and left, of the Soviet bloc, Latin America and the Middle East were things like executive detentions, torture, secret prisons, spying on their own citizens, unprovoked invasions of sovereign countries, and exemptions from the law for the most powerful -- precisely the abuses which increasingly characterize our government and shape our political values....

This doesn't mean there is a complete erosion of freedom equal to all of those societies. Free speech still basically thrives; we elect our leaders; and individuals retain a fair amount of autonomy in their personal choices. But it is simply undeniable that many of the political attributes that were always used to define the oppressive societies against which we were supposedly fighting are now explicitly vested in our own government. By itself, the scope and breadth of domestic spying is just staggering, and much of it is illegal.

Glenn Greenwald (b.1967)
"The Lawless Surveillance State"
salon.com
16 December 2007


VIOLENCE

I do believe that where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence. Thus when my eldest son asked me what he should have done had he been present when I was almost fatally assaulted in 1908, whether he should have run away and seen me killed or whether he should have used his physical force which he could and wanted to use, and defend me, I told him it was his duty to defend me even by using violence. Hence it was that I took part in the Boer War, the so-called Zulu Rebellion and the late war. Hence also do I advocate training in arms for those who believe in the method of violence. I would rather have India resort to arms in order to defend her honor than that she should in a cowardly manner become or remain a helpless witness to her own dishonor.

But I believe nonviolence is infinitely superior to violence, forgiveness is more manly than punishment.... Forgiveness adorns a soldier. But abstinence is forgiveness only when there is the power to punish, it is meaningless when it pretends to proceed from a helpless creature. A mouse hardly forgives a cat when it allows itself to be torn to pieces by her. I therefore appreciate the sentiment of those who cry out for the condign punishment of General Dyer and his ilk. They would tear him to pieces if they could. But I do not believe India to be helpless. I do not believe myself to be a helpless creature. Only I want to use India's and my strength for a better purpose.

Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
Young India, 1919


VOTING

A mood of constructive criticism being upon me, I propose forthwith that the method of choosing legislators now prevailing in the United States be abandoned and that the method used in choosing juries be substituted. That is to say, I propose that the men who make our laws be chosen by chance and against will of all the rest of us, as now.

H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Prejudices: Sixth Series, 1927
II "From the Memoirs of a Subject of the United States"
2. "Constructive Proposal"


The political merchandisers appeal only to the weaknesses of voters, never to their potential strength. They make no attempt to educate the masses into becoming fit for self-government; they are content merely to manipulate and exploit them. For this purpose all the resources of psychology and the social sciences are mobilized and set to work. Carefully selected samples of the electorate are given "interviews in depth." These interviews in depth reveal the unsonscious fears and wishes most prevalent in a given society at the time of an election. Phrases and images aimed at allaying or, if necessary, enhancing these fears, at satisfying these wishes, at least symbolically, are then chosen by the experts, tried out on readers and audiences, changed or improved in the light of the information thus obtained. After which the political campaign is ready for the mass communicators. All that is now needed is money and a candidate who can be coached to look "sincere." Under the new dispensation, political principles and plans for specific action have come to lose most of their importance. The personality of the candidate and the way he is projected by the advertising experts are the things that really matter.

Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
Brave New World Revisted, 1958
Chapter VI "The Arts of Selling"


WAR

To delight in war is a merit in the soldier, a dangerous quality in the captain, and a positive crime in the statesman.

George Santayana (1863-1952)
The Life of Reason; or, The Phases of Human Progress, 1905
Chapter III "Industry, Government, and War"


[A] nation may believe that the only way to secure peace and dignity is through strong armaments. This makes neighboring nations anxious, so that they increase their armaments too. There is a war. The lesson of the war, the first nation declares when it is all over, is that we were not strongly enough armed to preserve peace; we must double our armaments. This naturally makes the neighboring nations twice as anxious, so that they double their armaments too. There is another war, bigger and bloodier. When this is over, the first nation declares: "We have learned our lesson. Never again shall we make the mistake of underestimating our defense needs. This time we must be sure to be sufficiently armed to preserve peace. We must triple our armaments...."

Samuel Ichiyé Hayakawa (1906-1992)
Language in Thought and Action, 1949
Chapter 16 "Rats and Men: 'Insoluble' Problems"


WATER

Many of the wars in this century were about oil, but wars of the next century will be over water.

Ismail Serageldin (b.1944)
World Bank vice president for Environmentally Sustainable Development
"Severe Water Crisis Ahead for Poorest Nations in Next 2 Decades"
by Barbara Crossette
New York Times, 10 August 1995


WISDOM

Old age takes from the man of sense only those qualities that are useless to wisdom.

Joseph Joubert (1754-1824)
Some of the "Thoughts" of Joseph Joubert, 1867
Chapter VII "Of the Different Ages, Of Life, Disease, and Death"
Translated by George H. Calvert


WORDS

Nauseous. Nauseated. The first means "sickening to contemplate"; the second means "sick at the stomach." Do not, therefore, say "I feel nauseous," unless you are sure you have that effect on others.

E.B. White (1899-1985)
The Elements of Style, 1979
By William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White
Chapter IV "Words and Expressions Commonly Misused"


...there is the vague sense we all have that foreign languages are inherently absurd: foreigners have such funny names for things, and why can't they call things by their right names? This feeling exhibits itself most strongly in those English and American tourists who seem to believe that they can make the natives of any country understand English if they shout loud enough. Like the little boy who was reported to have said, "Pigs are called pigs because they are such dirty animals," they feel that the symbol is inherently connected in some way with the things symbolized. Then there are the people who feel that since snakes are "nasty, slimy creatures" (incidentally, snakes are not slimy), the word "snake" is a nasty, slimy word.

Samuel Ichiyé Hayakawa (1906-1992)
Language in Thought and Action, 1949
Chapter 2 "Symbols: Language as Symbolism"


YIN/YANG

Among men, it seems, historically at any rate, that processes of co-ordination and disintegration follow each other with great regularity, and the index of the co-ordination is the measure of the disintegration which follows. There is no mob like a group of well-drilled soldiers when they have thrown off their discipline. And there is no lostness like that which comes to a man when a perfect and certain pattern has dissolved about him. There is no hater like one who has greatly loved.

John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
and Edward Flanders Ricketts (1897-1948)
The Log from the Sea of Cortez, 1951
Chapter 28 "April 11"


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